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Posted
10 minutes ago, TheGreek said:

Where do those odd socks go to?

They make their way through a wormhole in space to the Planet of Odd Socks. The inhabitants only have one leg, so it works out well.

Posted
16 hours ago, discreet said:

They make their way through a wormhole in space to the Planet of Odd Socks. The inhabitants only have one leg, so it works out well.

There is no other logical explanation as to why I lose socks. Thanks.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, pfretrock said:

There is no other logical explanation as to why I lose socks. Thanks.

You can actually get them back, but it involves anal probing. I'd rather buy more socks. YMMV.

Posted
1 minute ago, fleabag said:

Brace yourselves. I'll be along very soon.

*Sigh* I'll just stick a courgette up my bum and throw myself down the stairs, shall I? - I'll need to borrow some socks though, I can't seem to find a matching pair.

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Posted
Just now, fleabag said:

For you sir, it's a marrow, not a courgette. You wont need socks of any description after that

The joke's on you - I can't even afford a marrow! Nyaah! :P

Posted
2 hours ago, Jus Lukin said:

My last anal probing didn't turn up any odd socks?

Same result here. A PSA test did not turn up any odd socks either.

Smart people only buy black socks.

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