How very dare they!!

[TheGreek]

[E sharp]

My kids bought me this T shirt years ago - I've even worn it at gigs

[T-Bay]

I like this one but fear our lead guitarist may take it too seriously

[T-Bay]

And to be fair the first one probably is me if I am honest 😞

[NJE]

My good friend (who’s a guitarist) bought me this.....bar-steward.....it’s pretty much true though 😄

[BreadBin]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Relax-Bass-Player-Here-T-Shirt/dp/B07BHQFWSD

I have this one

[alyctes]

10 minutes ago, BreadBin said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Relax-Bass-Player-Here-T-Shirt/dp/B07BHQFWSD

I have this one

I like that it's posted as a Men's Unisex t-shirt

[ead]

I've got the Tesco one as well as one of these:

[MacDaddy]

Mine:

[NancyJohnson]

About 25 years ago ('The Metal Years'), I had one that warned ladies not to stand too close to the bass stack as the frequencies might moisten their panties.

I do wonder where my head was at sometimes.

[tb4sbp2]

When I was a young boy I told my Mom "When I grow up I want to be a bassist"

She said "You can't do both"