Casting director seeks black female bassist

[Ninja]

Black female bass player required.

London based or able to easily access London.

Please respond with photo, age, location and experience.

Further details upon enquiry.

 

PLEASE NOTIFY ANYONE SUITBALE.

Many thanks!

 

[Happy Jack]

Oh well, one out of three ain't bad.

[MacDaddy]

18 hours ago, Happy Jack said:

Oh well, one out of three ain't bad.

I didn't know you were black 😲

[Happy Jack]

I don't like to talk about it.

And I hardly ever bother to mention that I am young and gifted.

[Geek99]

“I’m black and I’m proud.” **

I’m also “suitbale”

 

 

 

** the commitments movie

[HazBeen]

Gareth Bale?

[Dad3353]

On 20/08/2018 at 18:07, Ninja said:

Black female bass player required....

It would be helpful (and maybe a partial defence against a discrimination issue...) to explain exactly why these factors are part of the requirement. How would an ad for a white male bassist be received by black musicians..? There may be a good reason; what would that be, please..?

[Cuzzie]

Black - check

Bassist - check (ish, I plod)

Female - I have Moobs, is that enough so long as I don’t do an L7 on The Word

[Cuzzie]

[Cuzzie]

Shut it down, you have your Wo-man

Edited August 24, 2018 by Cuzzie

[CameronJ]

Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that:

[Quatschmacher]

2 minutes ago, CameronJ said:

Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that:

Are those your real breasts?

[Cuzzie]

CamillaJ 

Are you biting on my spot and trying to take my gig, don’t make me slap you, again....

[Reggaebass]

Thought it was my misses at first 

[Cuzzie]

@Quatschmacher they are his breasts, he has the receipt for them.

I am all real on the other hand, compared to that airbrushed harlot

[CameronJ]

4 minutes ago, Quatschmacher said:

Are those your real breasts?

All natural, baby.

1 minute ago, Cuzzie said:

CamillaJ 

Are you biting on my spot and trying to take my gig, don’t make me slap you, again....

If I get the gig, it’ll be purely on merit I assure you.

[Al Krow]

Positive plea @ped: please please perfunctory munificience (ok I've run out of Ps to take the p*iss with) don't close this thread down just 'cos you might get some law suit. Far too much mirth to be had methinks...😂

Edited August 24, 2018 by Al Krow

[Cuzzie]

On the merit that you put out on the first date

I am old fashioned and wait for at least the  second

[Cuzzie]

@Al Krow don’t worry if this closes, we can start a new thread, show us you best pics of you dressed as a girl, or something to that effect 

[CameronJ]

2 hours ago, Cuzzie said:

On the merit that you put out on the first date

I am old fashioned and wait for at least the  second

I’m here for a good time, not a long time.

[MacDaddy]

4 hours ago, CameronJ said:

Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that:

No I believe you. You are definitely minus the bass...

[itsmedunc]

On 24/08/2018 at 17:49, CameronJ said:

Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that:

Have you any sisters? 🤐😂