Ninja Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Black female bass player required. London based or able to easily access London. Please respond with photo, age, location and experience. Further details upon enquiry. PLEASE NOTIFY ANYONE SUITBALE. Many thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Oh well, one out of three ain't bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 18 hours ago, Happy Jack said: Oh well, one out of three ain't bad. I didn't know you were black 😲 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 I don't like to talk about it. And I hardly ever bother to mention that I am young and gifted. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 “I’m black and I’m proud.” ** I’m also “suitbale” ** the commitments movie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazBeen Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Gareth Bale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 On 20/08/2018 at 18:07, Ninja said: Black female bass player required.... It would be helpful (and maybe a partial defence against a discrimination issue...) to explain exactly why these factors are part of the requirement. How would an ad for a white male bassist be received by black musicians..? There may be a good reason; what would that be, please..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuzzie Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Black - check Bassist - check (ish, I plod) Female - I have Moobs, is that enough so long as I don’t do an L7 on The Word 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuzzie Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 A14E87B6-EFD9-41FD-9803-33878057E197.mov 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuzzie Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) Shut it down, you have your Wo-man Edited August 24, 2018 by Cuzzie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronJ Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quatschmacher Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, CameronJ said: Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that: Are those your real breasts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuzzie Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 CamillaJ Are you biting on my spot and trying to take my gig, don’t make me slap you, again.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggaebass Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Thought it was my misses at first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuzzie Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 @Quatschmacher they are his breasts, he has the receipt for them. I am all real on the other hand, compared to that airbrushed harlot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronJ Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Quatschmacher said: Are those your real breasts? All natural, baby. 1 minute ago, Cuzzie said: CamillaJ Are you biting on my spot and trying to take my gig, don’t make me slap you, again.... If I get the gig, it’ll be purely on merit I assure you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Krow Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) Positive plea @ped: please please perfunctory munificience (ok I've run out of Ps to take the p*iss with) don't close this thread down just 'cos you might get some law suit. Far too much mirth to be had methinks...😂 Edited August 24, 2018 by Al Krow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuzzie Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 On the merit that you put out on the first date I am old fashioned and wait for at least the second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuzzie Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 @Al Krow don’t worry if this closes, we can start a new thread, show us you best pics of you dressed as a girl, or something to that effect 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronJ Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuzzie said: On the merit that you put out on the first date I am old fashioned and wait for at least the second I’m here for a good time, not a long time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 hours ago, CameronJ said: Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that: No I believe you. You are definitely minus the bass... 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedunc Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 On 24/08/2018 at 17:49, CameronJ said: Actual photo of me, minus the bass but you’ll have to take my word on that: Have you any sisters? 🤐😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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