Merton Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Boobs I need a wee Boobs Christ I should have practiced this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodinblack Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Oh what is he playing now?? Did we just miss a verse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger2611 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Just played my first gig with my new band this afternoon and all I can remember thinking was "bloody hell I have remembered more songs than I thought I had!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Bassy Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 E E E E A A A A E E C C And so on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurhenry Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Tomatoes, milk, bread, washing powder, bananas, cereal, margarine etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norris Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Which one of these p*ssheads is going to knock my teeth out by crashing into my mike stand or fall over my pedalboard? (It was the latter last night, managing to pull the power lead out - luckily no damage) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 'If you're thinking, you're stinking'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnDave Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Only thing I can remember thinking at last night's gig was 'well, that's the first time I've seen people line dancing to a Stevie Ray Vaughn song!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurhenry Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 2 hours ago, discreet said: 'If you're thinking, you're stinking'. Copyright Billy Sheehan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 I'm going to sound like a pretentious d!ck but I really don't remember what I think when I'm gigging. I'm so absorbed in the moment that I think my mind is empty. Clearly I must be thinking about the performance but it's all a bit Jekyll and Hyde, I'm two different people on and off stage and don't really recall one when I'm living the other. Told you it would sound pretentious :D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 More practice you tosser! (aimed at myself). Is that really how it goes?! If he says "one more time with feeling" again I'm going to kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewine Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 I think about what I'm playing, staying aware of what the rest of the band is dong and the audience. Blue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fretmeister Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 I should have blown my nose. Is it bed time yet? Are my flys undone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzbass Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 25/08/2018 at 17:16, Frank Blank said: ..or don’t you all take acid whilst playing these days? once recorded a jam session where mushrooms were consumed by all. Thought it was the best music we'd ever played. Til we heard the recording lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 30 minutes ago, bazzbass said: once recorded a jam session where mushrooms were consumed by all. Thought it was the best music we'd ever played. Til we heard the recording lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzbass Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 that is eerily exactly how we were hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Burrito Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Last night I was thinking that the 60yr old drunk woman dancing right in front of my mic was really drunk. And I kept repeating the phrase "avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12stringbassist Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 "Oh she's nice". "What's the next song, I can't see my list". "Oh that was a good drum break". "How does he play guitar like that?" "What's the first line of the next verse?" "What's the first line of the next verse?" "Jeez, I hope they didn't notice that!" Last night: "She had better not fall into the drums again". "Oh good they have taken her home". "If these buggers have to stand around and have a conversation, they could at least not form a crowd in front of me, as people are trying to watch the band." "God, I'm tired". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12stringbassist Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 16 hours ago, Bluewine said: I think about what I'm playing, staying aware of what the rest of the band is dong and the audience. Blue is correct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odysseus Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 "I wish he'd tune that bloody guitar...." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 2 hours ago, bazzbass said: once recorded a jam session where mushrooms were consumed by all. Thought it was the best music we'd ever played. Til we heard the recording lol The prison in Lexington, Kentucky was also a "Narcotics Farm" and drug addiction treatment hospital - in the 40s and 50s many famous jazz musicians were sent there after they were busted. Instruments were provided, and the inmates were encouraged to make music. Most of them believed that they played better when high - so apparently part of their treatment was to give them heroin, record them playing with and without it, and play them the recordings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazm1966 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 How lucky am I to be doing this again after a 25 year break?! Enjoy it while it lasts! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 19 hours ago, Bluewine said: I think about what I'm playing, staying aware of what the rest of the band is dong and the audience. Blue I always think the rest of the band I’d dong, if they were ding I’d have to rethink my position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 1 hour ago, josie said: ...Most of them believed that they played better when high - so apparently part of their treatment was to give them heroin, record them playing with and without it, and play them the recordings. And were they right..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raslee Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 “Does she know my wife” ”Everyone is out of time except me 🤔“ ”What’s the first note” ”stinky poo it’s the wife” “Has anyone noticed my 731st new bass” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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