theosd Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 What's the most squarnchy ting you ever did hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 The current mrs discreet's ârse, this morning. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theosd Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 Totes squinch bruv. Feelz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 It WAS a squinch and not before time! She's been known to follow-through. Sorry, this probably isn't going the way you intended. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 So, a 'squarnch' is like a 'shart'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Teebs said: So, a 'squarnch' is like a 'shart'? I bloody hope not, I just won a squarnch on eBay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I accidently skidded on dog squarnch this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, fleabag said: I accidently skidded on dog squarnch this morning It should definitely be an Olympic sport. I'd rather watch that than watch layabout hippes 'snowboarding'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I hear ya. I dont like that snow sometimes hides squarnch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom1946 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Does it have a cringe spindle?or a waffle sprocket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, discreet said: I bloody hope not, I just won a squarnch on eBay. Is 'won' the right word? *unsure* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 hours ago, tom1946 said: Does it have a cringe spindle?or a waffle sprocket? It certainly has a laugh shaft and a few giggle pins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibob Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I once squarnched a Plumbus. Do not recommend! Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theosd Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 5 hours ago, discreet said: It WAS a squinch and not before time! She's been known to follow-through. Sorry, this probably isn't going the way you intended. No, but I'm open minded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theosd Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 I can't decide if cringe spindle or waffle sprocket is/are the best things I've seen written today. Spoiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I had squarnch of lamb for dinner last night. Very tasty, but needed more nutmeg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I've got a squamch pedal somewhere. I think it's become derided though. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I've had a few pedals over the years that have turned out to be squarnch. The key is to keep looking 'til you find the right one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Whatever you’re all on, can I have some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Skinnyman said: Whatever you’re all on, can I have some? Yes! It's only Ovaltine... ...with a spoonful of heroin in it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronJ Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 7 hours ago, fleabag said: I accidently skidded on dog squarnch this morning Was @skidder652003 present? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidder652003 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, CameronJ said: Was @skidder652003 present? I was there in spirit if not body! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronJ Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, skidder652003 said: I was there in spirit if not body! That puts my mind at ease. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 yeah, sorry about that , Skidd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 (edited) I,m sitting on the toilet at the moment. It is extremely squarnchy in there, because I have eaten a whole packet of Bombay Mix earlier. 😢 Edited September 23, 2018 by Hobbayne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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