alyctes Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Teebs said: I've had a few pedals over the years that have turned out to be squarnch. The key is to keep looking 'til you find the right one. Thanks. Problem is, I find I can't really tell the difference between squarnch and greem. I suppose the greem's more popular, but that isn't surprising under the circumstances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, alyctes said: I can't really tell the difference between squarnch and greem. Good Lord, don't get me going. I'll start on about clag and goit next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, alyctes said: Thanks. Problem is, I find I can't really tell the difference between squarnch and greem. I suppose the greem's more popular, but that isn't surprising under the circumstances If you smell the inside of a tram drivers boot, that's greem. Very easy to differentiate from squarnch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drTStingray Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 I thought they were both lyrics from rap songs .... or maybe I misheard against the adjacent bleeps over naughty words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 2 hours ago, drTStingray said: I thought they were both lyrics from rap songs .... or maybe I misheard against the adjacent bleeps over naughty words. You are getting confused with Abba’s early start making songs for the fetish industry. “Take a squarnch on me” only became popular when they rewrote the lyrics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 7 hours ago, alyctes said: Thanks. Problem is, I find I can't really tell the difference between squarnch and greem. I suppose the greem's more popular, but that isn't surprising under the circumstances Forget Greem. You need I Can't Believe it's Not Squarnch! on your butties. 2 hours ago, Bobthedog said: You are getting confused with Abba’s early start making songs for the fetish industry. “Take a squarnch on me” only became popular when they rewrote the lyrics. Abba swear by it. Ever since it was announced that Boston Pancake enthusiasts were at risk of catching nasty diseases from sharing squarnch without protection they've been promoting I Can't Believe it's Not Squarnch! at their Boston Pancake parties. Winks at Discreet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianrendall Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 I once purchased some squarnch from a Mr Plemp just off of Lower Belb Street, next to the Horrid Cranningstench Arms pub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 22 hours ago, fleabag said: If you smell the inside of a tram drivers boot, that's greem. Very easy to differentiate from squarnch Ahh, so that's why they all go round in threes, is it? Obvious, once you know, I guess. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alyctes Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 On 25/09/2018 at 05:35, SpondonBassed said: That Uri Geller's not aging well, is he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 He’s sporting a nice squarnch hat tho.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) On 25/09/2018 at 05:35, SpondonBassed said: "With your Elvis Presley and wasp-waist and swivel-hippy, show you had, and I must say it showed it first self in pictures with the rhythmic contrapole of the wobbling of the hipper, sideways with the head and tilty, gave him that expression both also with a little doggy-lublike in the eyebold which he conveyed to the smaller femailode of the specie, coupled with his music because he did trittly-how fine on the strims, helped him along the roamer [....] I heard it first of all on a record in the early mordy: I was doing the shavit-huff with my razor blade, which of course is a safety one, and suddenly, suddenly he did a little syncopole or a drop-it and how, or something he did and caused a jerkit over a pimplode and I've been suffering ever since!" Stanley Unwin, Comedian 1911 - 2002 A stark warning about the dangers of shaving while listening to that new fangled Rock and Roll. Gird your pimplodes folks. You will know you have broken one if you hear a squarnch. Edited October 8, 2018 by SpondonBassed 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 is squarnch any good for metal? 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, MacDaddy said: is squarnch any good for metal? 😕 The Best 🥇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earbrass Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 The lesser spotted squarnch (merpuria plobinata) is easily distinguished from its orvidious cousins by the prominent kraspules on its lower phlegnum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Is this anything to do with the elusive and dangerous Canuckistani Sam Squarntch? I'll have nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I don't have time for all this rubbish. Strictly Come Squarnching is on, and on that note, I squarnched a young filley only this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) Well, after a hard day working I got home and decided to play a bit of bass to relax However my flipping headphones have only gone and stopped working. The squarnch is awful, and it looks like the floggle toggle has snapped. I tried some left hand down a bit but to no avail. Edited October 8, 2018 by Bridgehouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveFry Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I preferred their early albums . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 My neighbour drives a Daihatsu Squarnch TDi. It'll do 120mph if you push it off a cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 43 minutes ago, Rich said: My neighbour drives a Daihatsu Squarnch TDi. It'll do 120mph if you push it off a cliff. All acceleration and no staying power, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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