StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 18:37, Al Krow said: Complete nonsense. Toronto, right? Beautiful city. But I understand you guys are running out of pot having become the second country on the planet after Uruguay to legalise the stuff... Expand Yes, this is true... Toronto, like London, has gone to pot... But Prime Minister Fidel Trudeau sold it all to Great Britain before the price fell through the bottom. He should be in a band, that guy. Quote
BreadBin Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:16, StringNavigator said: Reggae has soul. Expand Toots had it right. 1 Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 18:38, Bridgehouse said: Plenty of garden centres round by me to get as many pots as you like. Expand Methinks you have taken the pot pun to new depths of mirth... You should have quit while you were a head... (A couple walk into a bar carrying a suitcase. They sit down, open the suit case, take out a living human head and place it on the bar. “This is our son Marvin,” they tell the bartender. “He was born without a body. Today Marvin is 21 years old and we’ve come to celebrate, so drinks are on the house!” After the bartender served everyone one and they sang Happy Birthday, the mother carefully poured Marvin’s drink into his mouth. Suddenly, to everyone’s amazement, Marvin began to grow a full torso complete with arms and hands. “This is incredible” said Marvin, “Look, I’ve got arms and hands. I’m so excited, I’m going to buy another round of drinks for everyone!” Then Marvin said, “Look everybody I can now handle my own drink”! He lifted his glass and poured the second drink into his mouth. At that, he began to grow legs and feet; he was now a normal looking young man. As soon as his new feet appeared, he jumped to the floor and started dancing around the bar and ran out into the street where a huge lorry roared by, flattening him into the pavement, and killing him dead. His parents began to cry and the bartender looked down sadly at poor Marvin's crumpled frame and commented, “You know... He should have quit while he was a head.”) 2 Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 18:41, Al Krow said: Last night we made our drummer's dream come true when she was able to play at her own wedding reception in her wedding dress. It was a wonderful night. Expand Started things off with a bang...? Quote
Reggaebass Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:34, BreadBin said: Toots had it right. Expand And jimmy cliff 2 Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 18:41, Bridgehouse said: I like my tea like I like my women. I pick them up in Asda. Expand They must be cute tomatoes... Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:00, Bridgehouse said: Espadrilles are where it’s at these days. Especially for mountain walking on the continent Expand Sounds like a long walk to take a walk. Don't you have mountains closer to home, BH? What about Mount Batten? I hear that rubber booties are passe this year, I fear. However, one should still keep them handy! 1 Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:03, Bridgehouse said: You don’t???? Expand Not anymore. I kept seeing double. Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:12, Frank Blank said: I find a pair of light pink ballet shoes are just the ticket when tiptoeing across the endless carpet of animal faeces that threatens to overwhelm the major urban conurbations in Europe. Expand What would you wear in San Francisco? That slippy guano no come from bats...! Maybe resurrect those platform shoes from the 70's. Quote
BreadBin Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:40, Reggaebass said: And jimmy cliff Expand What's the Jimmy Cliff connection? Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) On 21/10/2018 at 19:14, Bridgehouse said: I’m sure we will be fine.. given that Australia are in the Eurovision Song Contest Expand Euro Vision...?!? That's a bit short-sighted, ain't it? But Lulu's Boom Bang-a-Bang gave Waltzing Mathilda a run for the money! I'm not sure the Aussies can handle it alone without GB. Edited October 21, 2018 by StringNavigator Quote
Reggaebass Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 20:01, BreadBin said: What's the Jimmy Cliff connection? Expand They are both reggae artists with soul... 1 Quote
BreadBin Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 20:10, Reggaebass said: They are both reggae artists with soul... Expand Ah I see - I was referring to the song by Toots and the Maytals, Reggae got Soul 1 Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:12, Frank Blank said: I find a pair of light pink ballet shoes are just the ticket when tiptoeing across the endless carpet of animal faeces that threatens to overwhelm the major urban conurbations in Europe. Expand I would never have guessed, Frank. Really. Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 19:14, Bridgehouse said: I’m sure we will be fine.. given that Australia are in the Eurovision Song Contest Expand Oh...! I see, now! Meaning that Australia is and Canada isn't...! You've set a new low, BH! That really hurts! !! Quote
Bridgehouse Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 20:22, StringNavigator said: Oh...! I see, now! Meaning that Australia is and Canada isn't...! You've set a new low, BH! That really hurts! !! Expand Er. No. That’s not what I meant. Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 20:24, Bridgehouse said: Er. No. That’s not what I meant. Expand I'll have you know... that Canada is now an Associate Member!! And we will soon be coming to Europe! Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 Here... Join a band! Keep your back to the wall... Quote
skankdelvar Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 21:46, StringNavigator said: Here... Join a band! Keep your back to the wall... Expand Yeah, that's about right. Quote
TripleB67 Posted October 22, 2018 Author Posted October 22, 2018 Well, I must say, my original thread has taken off on a tangent I never expected! I think I'll be content with my $130 Yamaha bass, $90 Ampeg amp, and playing songs I enjoy playing (and my family can recognize)! TripleB67 6 1 Quote
Oopsdabassist Posted October 23, 2018 Posted October 23, 2018 On 22/10/2018 at 16:28, TripleB67 said: Well, I must say, my original thread has taken off on a tangent I never expected! TripleB67 Expand Yeah, this being Basschat, that happens a lot......always entertaining though 2 Quote
StringNavigator Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 22/10/2018 at 16:28, TripleB67 said: Well, I must say, my original thread has taken off on a tangent I never expected! Expand Thank you, TripleB67! A great time was had by all! Here's wishing a long future to your bass endeavors! 3 Quote
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