Lord Sausage Posted October 5, 2018 Posted October 5, 2018 https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/guitarists-stop-being-minimill-an-learn-bass-t1113881.html 3 Quote
SubsonicSimpleton Posted October 6, 2018 Posted October 6, 2018 Quick bit of google fu turned up this video by the authour of the above linked ad 🤣 3 Quote
TheGreek Posted October 7, 2018 Posted October 7, 2018 Talented....shouldn't have any problems finding the right members for his project. 8===D 1 Quote
itsmedunc Posted October 8, 2018 Posted October 8, 2018 Well, he's a bit of a prick then! Right on! 😂 Quote
Teebs Posted October 8, 2018 Posted October 8, 2018 "Deathrune is a nob" (sic) I think that says it all Quote
EliasMooseblaster Posted October 8, 2018 Posted October 8, 2018 So are we any clearer on what in fornication's name a "minimill" is? At first I assumed he had just mis-spelt a popular brand of ice lolly... 3 Quote
jacko Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 08/10/2018 at 15:44, EliasMooseblaster said: So are we any clearer on what in fornication's name a "minimill" is? We have one. we use it when we need just a teensy tiny amount of pepper. 1 Quote
martthebass Posted October 19, 2018 Posted October 19, 2018 (edited) On 08/10/2018 at 15:44, EliasMooseblaster said: So are we any clearer on what in fornication's name a "minimill" is? At first I assumed he had just mis-spelt a popular brand of ice lolly... In my industry it's a small electric arc furnace steel mill that produces primarily steel rod for constructional purposes..... Edited October 19, 2018 by martthebass Quote
Gaucho 5 Posted November 2, 2018 Posted November 2, 2018 Funnily enough I have the same problem trying to remove a cardigan Gaucho Quote
pete.young Posted November 16, 2018 Posted November 16, 2018 https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/metalcore-band-looking-for-guitarists-t1124498.html "Need to be between 18-24 as our practise rooms don't allow anyone over that age in" Is that even legal? Quote
Happy Jack Posted November 17, 2018 Posted November 17, 2018 They're probably rehearsing in their school's Music Room. At least they're not banned from coming within 100 yards of any primary school ... Quote
JapanAxe Posted November 17, 2018 Posted November 17, 2018 I'm always interested when a delusional tosser band frontman offers to teach me how to play my instrument. Quote
Happy Jack Posted December 2, 2018 Posted December 2, 2018 Now this guy could have posted "I play rhythm guitar and I want to join a band". Nope. Not a bit of it. Hi at the moment I'm looking for a drummer, bassist and lead guitarist and vocals and songwriting would be good too. Quote
jacko Posted December 3, 2018 Posted December 3, 2018 15 hours ago, Happy Jack said: Now this guy could have posted "I play rhythm guitar and I want to join a band". Nope. Not a bit of it. Hi at the moment I'm looking for a drummer, bassist and lead guitarist and vocals and songwriting would be good too. did he forget to mention he already has Oud, Hurdy Gurdy and Glockenspiel in place? Quote
Buzzy Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 Another classic JMB advert https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/abbey-wood-metal-stoner-rock-t1134280.html I bet rehearsals will be fun. Quote
BreadBin Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Buzzy said: Another classic JMB advert https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/abbey-wood-metal-stoner-rock-t1134280.html I bet rehearsals will be fun. That's actually one of the most honest and least delusional ads I've seen on there! Quote
Happy Jack Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 I like that a lot. Not for me either musically or socially, but at least you can see exactly where they're coming from. Quote
Newfoundfreedom Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 On 08/10/2018 at 17:44, EliasMooseblaster said: So are we any clearer on what in fornication's name a "minimill" is? It's where they make the flour for those small loaves of bread you get with soup. 2 Quote
Happy Jack Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 Now these guys are onto something. Or maybe just on something. https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/ancient-temple-looking-for-priestess-bard-and-minstrel-t1135590.html Quote
EliasMooseblaster Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 13 hours ago, Happy Jack said: Now these guys are onto something. Or maybe just on something. https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/ancient-temple-looking-for-priestess-bard-and-minstrel-t1135590.html Blackmore's Night looking to veer off in a new direction...? Quote
frannie01 Posted January 18, 2019 Posted January 18, 2019 On 06/10/2018 at 11:38, SubsonicSimpleton said: Quick bit of google fu turned up this video by the authour of the above linked ad 🤣 Named and Shamed ...Noice!!! Quote
Gaucho 5 Posted January 18, 2019 Posted January 18, 2019 Why he's a very angry cardigan wearer, Clearly desperate to try -on some of the other knitwear discarded around him! Quote
Happy Jack Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 And they just get better and better ... https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/need-a-acacia-strain-style-singer-t1139119.html 1 Quote
EliasMooseblaster Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 17 hours ago, Happy Jack said: And they just get better and better ... https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/need-a-acacia-strain-style-singer-t1139119.html Acacia Strain? Is that something giraffes suffer from? 1 Quote
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