When your jeans fall down at a gig

[Happy Jack]

[lurksalot]

No way 😂

surely you must have some emergency pies to get stuck into 😄

[steantval]

Either a pattern on the tee shirt or that’s some serious man boob sweat 💦 

[Bridgehouse]

You could at least have tidied the ends away into your, erm, “Jack socket”

 

😁

[Pinball]

Provided you don't wear your bass high it shouldn't be a problem...although the drummer may complain I guess

[Christine]

Cable tie?

I had my bass pulling up my skirt during a gig in the summer when I was soaked with sweat, most embarrassing, I sympathise

[Silvia Bluejay]

LOL!

It will soon become trendy to use an XLR as a belt, and you've seen it here first. Mark my words. 😉

The bloke on the left is @MacDaddy, who, like the rest of us, was p*ssing himself with laughter. That was after Rick the frontman and I ROFLed at @Happy Jack showing us some crack while adjusting the kick drum mic. We asked him to do something about his trousers, but TBH we didn't quite expect that! 😄

[Dad3353]

38 minutes ago, Silvia Bluejay said:

...showing us some crack while adjusting the kick drum mic...

I think I'll forbear on the '' on this occasion, thank you very much..!

[Nicko]

The tee shirt was obviously prophetic.

[Bridgehouse]

We’re your jeans balanced or unbalanced afterwards and did they require phantom power?

[Paul S]

I see this as a reaction to wireless technology.   Now all you simply do is connect Guitar>jeans>pedals>amp - as long as you either get

a/ very long leads or

b/ aren't very mobile

I see a lot of mileage in this.  You'll save a fortune in belts AND never be unplugged again accidentally.

Bit complicated if you need to nip off to the loo, I'll grant you.

[Cato]

Could have been worse. At least HJ addressed the problem before he went 'full Kravitz'.

Edited November 10, 2018 by Cato

[Silvia Bluejay]

And here are Happy Jack, MacDaddy and the XLR belt in action. Only eagle-eyed, sober members of the audience would have noticed something weird... 😎

 

[Bridgehouse]

2 minutes ago, Silvia Bluejay said:

And here are Happy Jack, MacDaddy and the XLR belt in action. Only eagle-eyed, sober members of the audience would have noticed something weird... 😎

 

He starts the trends that others run a mile from...

[rogerstodge]

Don’t worry mate it’s the fashion apparently 

[Dad3353]

10 minutes ago, Silvia Bluejay said:

And here are Happy Jack, MacDaddy and the XLR belt in action...

I sincerely hope that this is the last photo Bluejay posts showing HJ's dangly bits. 

[tauzero]

I'd be delighted if my jeans fell down at a gig, it would show the diet is working.

[Dad3353]

38 minutes ago, tauzero said:

I'd be delighted if my jeans fell down at a gig, it would show the diet is working.

Well, as long as that's all it shows... 

[tauzero]

15 hours ago, Dad3353 said:

Well, as long as that's all it shows... 

It would also show I can afford to buy underpants, not like poor Mr Kravitz.

[Hobbayne]

1 minute ago, tauzero said:

It would also show I can afford to buy underpants, not like poor Mr Kravitz.

Yes, Mr Kravitz is very er, gifted 😂

[yorks5stringer]

Looks like this is a device that could be marketed to all musicians who use a lead: may I suggest it's called the 'Jean Genie'?

[Count Bassy]

It obviously worked, but an OBBM cable would have worked better.

[Happy Jack]

Anything that allows me to achieve great length without loss of signal ...

 

[Dad3353]

Beware of drop-outs, though. 

[TrevorR]

You need @obbm to wire you up an xlr cable of the correct length! It could start a whole “fashion”range for Dave!