£250 for a chopped-up Marlin, anyone?

[Bassassin]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-built-electric-bass-guitar/264100454606

You could buy an intact example of this mid-80s plywood cheapo for about £60, and saw the horns into ugly shapes yourself - but why go to all that effort when this generous Ebayer has done all the work for you?

[prowla]

The seller is delusional.

[Woodinblack]

Yeh. but it is custom built with not one, but TWO capacitors!

[prowla]

1 minute ago, Woodinblack said:

Yeh. but it is custom built with not one, but TWO capacitors!

Special added capacity.

[lemmywinks]

"Custom built" meaning "Mum bought me a saw for Christmas".

[HazBeen]

😭🤢🤮

[Happy Jack]

Well he's chopped off roughly a quarter of the bass, but at least he's refrained from describing it as "quarter-sawn".