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Posted
9 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said:

Can you quote professional guidelines to backup that supposition?

 I'm not even sure I  understand the question, honestly, anyways if you don't notice the difference maybe British tv is not as low and trivial as Italian.

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Teebs said:

Your internet is outside? It also works indoors you know :D

Not if you're nicking next door's and their router isn't very powerful.

Then you prob'ly have to sit on one of the bins to get a decent WiFi signal.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said:

Best I can do for now, because I have to go out in the SNOW!!

Anyway, there's no snow in Laaandan - I know - they made me go there today.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Skinnyman said:

Not if you're nicking next door's and their router isn't very powerful.

Then you prob'ly have to sit on one of the bins to get a decent WiFi signal.

Aah! That'll be it!

Poor Ricky 4000 :(

Posted (edited)

The rizzen wah wimmin gets luked at in pop music izz becos that's how Art werks. All uv Art is bessicly nekkid wimmin cuz that's what blerks like to luke at and its only blerks what historicly 'ad brass, like, so that's what penters pented if they wunted to eat. Only bit of art wi' a nekkid blerk is that sculpture Michalengeloze Devvid by Leonardo Der Vinchy and thats cuz 'e were a bit light on 'is feet, knowarrimean?

Same wi' pop music. Pipple buy music by blerks cuzzit's proper music wi' a tune. Music by wimmin's allus a bit suzpect so they have to dress up nice, like, wi' baps out fer lads ser they'll luke at 'em and buy the rekkerd. Fair exchange is ner robbery, sam fairy anne.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, skankdelvar said:

The rizzen wah wimmin gets luked at in pop music izz becos that's how Art werks. All uv Art is bessicly nekkid wimmin cuz that's what blerks like to luke at and its only blerks what historicly 'ad brass, like, so that's what penters pent if they wunts to eat. Only bit of art wi' a nekkid blerk is that sculpture Michalengeloze Devvid by Leonardo Der Vinchy and thats cuz 'e were a bit light on 'is feet, knowarrimean?

Same wi' pop music. Pipple buy music by blerks cuzzit's proper music wi' a tune. Music by wimmin's allus a bit suzpect so they have to dress up nice, like, wi' baps out fer lads ser they'll luke at 'em and buy the rekkerd. Fair exchange is ner robbery, sam fairy anne.

*LIKE*

I'm out of those TLRTs things.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, skankdelvar said:

The rizzen wah wimmin gets luked at in pop music izz becos that's how Art werks. All uv Art is bessicly nekkid wimmin cuz that's what blerks like to luke at and its only blerks what historicly 'ad brass, like, so that's what penters pented if they wunted to eat. Only bit of art wi' a nekkid blerk is that sculpture Michalengeloze Devvid by Leonardo Der Vinchy and thats cuz 'e were a bit light on 'is feet, knowarrimean?

Same wi' pop music. Pipple buy music by blerks cuzzit's proper music wi' a tune. Music by wimmin's allus a bit suzpect so they have to dress up nice, like, wi' baps out fer lads ser they'll luke at 'em and buy the rekkerd. Fair exchange is ner robbery, sam fairy anne.

BBC Arts Editor Will Gompertz: "Ah divvent ner where yu nicked this from pal, but ah rert it originally, laike. Did yu steal wor quote?"

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Posted
2 hours ago, Teebs said:

Your internet is outside? It also works indoors you know :D

 

2 hours ago, Skinnyman said:

Not if you're nicking next door's and their router isn't very powerful.

Then you prob'ly have to sit on one of the bins to get a decent WiFi signal.

No, I had to go and tend to my elderly mother. Who is about as old and annoying as you two. 😁

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said:

 

No, I had to go and tend to my elderly mother. Who is about as old and annoying as you two. 😁

Well that's just charming, i must say.

I'm sure that old Mother 4000 is a delightful lady who did her best to bring her son up properly and teach him some manners.

It's hardly her fault that he's got in with a bad crowd and got a cheeky tongue in his head since 'e left 'ome, giving lip to 'is elders an' betters. 'e ain't too big to be sent ter bed wivaht 'is supper, you know....

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Posted

Now then. Play together nicely or it will be early to bed without supper, and a short sharp visit from the spank fairy.

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Posted

 

6 minutes ago, Rich said:

Now then. Play together nicely or it will be early to bed without supper, and a short sharp visit from the spank fairy.

Nothing but good natured banter going on in here, boss. 👍

I'm kool and the gang with Mr Skinny & Mr Teebs. 😎

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Rich said:

Now then. Play together nicely or it will be early to bed without supper, and a short sharp visit from the spank fairy.

Yes sir, sorry sir...

Posted
14 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said:

 

Nothing but good natured banter going on in here, boss. 👍

I'm kool and the gang with Mr Skinny & Mr Teebs. 😎

That's it! It was Teebs fault....

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Posted
Just now, Ricky 4000 said:

It's usually Daddy who sends us to bed... who is this guy? He looks scary. 😲

Oops, out of TLRTs again.

Consider this "liked"

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Posted (edited)

I find it sad that Bridget Kearney didn't make the cut. She's a beast and sings to boot. If she can throw down with Joe Dart, she's ace in my book. I was glad to see Sara Lee on the list. Her live work on 1200 Curfews is pretty stellar.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Ricky 4000 said:

It's usually Daddy who sends us to bed... who is this guy? He looks scary. 😲

Daddy ran away with the milkman. I am your NEW daddy. Give me a hug. Or else.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Rich said:

Daddy ran away with the milkman. I am your NEW daddy. Give me a hug. Or else.

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Jesus Christ!! 😲

That'll teach me... I was noodling the greatest slap-blues riff that's ever been invented, and now I've gone and forgotten it! :facepalm:

Posted
20 minutes ago, Rich said:

Daddy ran away with the milkman. I am your NEW daddy. Give me a hug. Or else.

Scary_man.jpg

Well that’s me not sleeping tonight....

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Posted
8 hours ago, Skinnyman said:

That's it! It was Teebs fault....

Oh yes, blame Teebs!

I wasn't even on BC when you lot got in trouble!

Ricky 4000 & Skinnyman are bad, wicked people! >:(

*goes off grumbling, kicking feets*

;)

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Posted
15 hours ago, Ricky 4000 said:

about as old and annoying as you two. 😁

How very dare you!

Skinnyman might be well into his dotage (lucky so-and-so took early retirement), but I'll have you know I'm in the prime of youth, young feller-me-lad! :)

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Teebs said:

How very dare you!

Skinnyman might be well into his dotage (lucky so-and-so took early retirement), but I'll have you know I'm in the prime of youth, young feller-me-lad! :)

OK, so you're a double act. He's old, you're annoying. 😜

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