Ideas for the missus

[Bridgehouse]

It’s my birthday this week and Mrs B wants to get me something bass related. 

Oddly, I’m struggling for ideas.. 

Imagine a budget up to about £400 or so (I could add a bit of cash) 

What would you ask for?

And if you know me, what would you suggest I ask for? 

[AndyTravis]

1988 Yamaha bb1100s in a fetching aged white.

🤔

[Bridgehouse]

3 minutes ago, AndyTravis said:

1988 Yamaha bb1100s in a fetching aged white.

🤔

Do you know of such a beast for sale?

 

[AndyTravis]

STEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP!

[Bridgehouse]

@AndyTravis - Don’t tell me - One careful lady owner, never raced, full warranty etc etc?

[AndyTravis]

Just now, Bridgehouse said:

@AndyTravis - Don’t tell me - One careful lady owner, never raced, full warranty etc etc?

Ghia model sir - you have an eye for details, I can tell you are a sophisticated gent.

pukka, right up your street.

[Bridgehouse]

Just now, AndyTravis said:

Ghia model sir - you have an eye for details, I can tell you are a sophisticated gent.

pukka, right up your street.

I was looking for something a bit, um, sportier - not a Mondeo

 

[AndyTravis]

6 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said:

I was looking for something a bit, um, sportier - not a Mondeo

 

It’s a CAPRI GHIA sports tourer sir.

[Bridgehouse]

Just now, AndyTravis said:

It’s a CAPRI GHIA sports tourer sir.

Bit heavy for a sports tourer tho innit? 

[AndyTravis]

Just now, Bridgehouse said:

Bit heavy for a sports tourer tho innit? 

Don’t let your missus hear you talking about her like that 😳😉

[Bridgehouse]

All this chit chat ain’t getting me a good mix of birthday pressie ideas either 😂

(but it’s always good to chit chat with the legend that is @AndyTravis tho)

[AndyTravis]

Here’s this, get one of these. It’s a countach in a see of Morris minors mate. 

[Bridgehouse]

Just now, AndyTravis said:

Here’s this, get one of these. It’s a countach in a see of Morris minors mate. 

And I was expecting about 30 people to post 30 different preamp/DI pedals as well - clearly I don’t bang on about them half as much as I thought!

[AndyTravis]

Just now, Bridgehouse said:

And I was expecting about 30 people to post 30 different preamp/DI pedals as well - clearly I don’t bang on about them half as much as I thought!

Oh, 

you need one of these though...Just stick an XLR on the front.

then you just wear it - and you don’t have to step on a pedal. Wearing your shoes out - think of the long term savings.

[Bridgehouse]

Just now, AndyTravis said:

Oh, 

you need one of these though...Just stick an XLR on the front.

then you just wear it - and you don’t have to step on a pedal. Wearing your shoes out - think of the long term savings.

See I’ve always thought you held back too much and underpitched your sales mate - you need to work on your sales patter and try a harder sell

 

😎

[AndyTravis]

Just now, Bridgehouse said:

See I’ve always thought you held back too much and underpitched your sales mate - you need to work on your sales patter and try a harder sell

 

😎

That’s what you think.

she’ll slap you awake to night as you mutter in your sleep about that sexy Taiwanese blonde bird you met on the internet.

save your blushes - get it bought and you can at least explain your sleep talking.

[Bridgehouse]

2 minutes ago, AndyTravis said:

That’s what you think.

she’ll slap you awake to night as you mutter in your sleep about that sexy Taiwanese blonde bird you met on the internet.

save your blushes - get it bought and you can at least explain your sleep talking.

You hacked the Alexa in my bedroom again?

[AndyTravis]

1 minute ago, Bridgehouse said:

You hacked the Alexa in my bedroom again?

Excuse me? I did no such thing.

took her out, walked her home and a polite peck on the cheek at the door.

filthy bugger.

wash your mouth out with soap. Creamy white soap...kind of...aged white soap...let me help you visualise the soap...

[Bridgehouse]

5 minutes ago, AndyTravis said:

Excuse me? I did no such thing.

took her out, walked her home and a polite peck on the cheek at the door.

filthy bugger.

wash your mouth out with soap. Creamy white soap...kind of...aged white soap...let me help you visualise the soap...

I’m gonna start charging you for advertising in my thread!!

Cmon folks - I need a wide range of ideas for the missus or it’s slippers for me again !

[AndyTravis]

Just now, Bridgehouse said:

I’m gonna start charging you for advertising in my thread!!

Cmon folks - I need a wide range of ideas for the missus or it’s slippers for me again !

I’m a registered trader mate. You work for the council or summink? I’ve got as much right to be here as the next man...

 

[Bridgehouse]

3 minutes ago, AndyTravis said:

I’m a registered trader mate. You work for the council or summink? I’ve got as much right to be here as the next man...

 

I saw your van last week....

[AndyTravis]

6 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said:

I saw your van last week....

Nah, mines bigger...and pinker 

[AndyTravis]

Might me redder. I think it’s a rash...I’ll send you a pic, see what you reckon.

[uk_lefty]

Good quality leather guitar strap?

A branded guitar co stool to sit on and play?

A swanky effects pedal of some description?

Four hundred square 9v batteries from the pound shop?

£400 in cash? 

 

[Bridgehouse]

1 minute ago, AndyTravis said:

Might me redder. I think it’s a rash...I’ll send you a pic, see what you reckon.

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