Ricky 4000 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Skinnyman said: I'm a little confused. Are you suggesting that the stalwart of BC, known to us as Skankdelvar is in fact Dr No, eponymous villain of the Bond film? You're implying that the good (sorry, evil) Doctor has given up his bad works and retired to the South Coast? Wow. [...] (Dr) No no, it was just some spunky interior design suggestions (black candelabras, a large fishtank etc), in case Mr Delvar was feeling a bit "beige". 🙂 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeponehandloose Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 18 hours ago, leschirons said: Does anyone on B.C know who did actually shoot the deputy? Nope.. but the sherrif had s heart attack https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Sharif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low End Bee Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 It was Muskie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I blame it on the boogie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, tauzero said: I blame it on the boogie. Not the sunshine? Mmm...interesting 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Teebs said: Not the sunshine? Mmm...interesting 🤔 And I blame you for the moonlit sky and the dream that died with the eagles flight. But don't worry too much about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, tauzero said: And I blame you for the moonlit sky and the dream that died with the eagles flight. But don't worry too much about it. Shan't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 19 hours ago, TheGreek said: ..or who put the bump in the bump-she-bump-she bump.. Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus Lukin Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) - Edited March 3, 2022 by Jus Lukin 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ricky 4000 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, leschirons said: His name was, Dr Julius No and whilst he carried out most of his world domination work from his fortified stronghold in the Caribbean, his actual home address was 27, Tenby Avenue, Walthamstow, London E17 which coincidentally, is also on a bungalow estate. It's interesting how we know this. What the general public often fail to recognise, is that "criminal is as criminal does". Most archcriminals, even at the highest level, can't resist screwing the system. For example, Hans Gruber was registered as living in a council flat in Holloway, North London, and was claiming Jobseeker's Allowance (which incidentally, his brother Eric continued to collect for three months after Hans' death). Even Hitler was on Incapacity Benefit (one ball), until he signed off a bit quick when he suddenly became famous for winning the Nuremberg Rally. And he put "The Berghof" in his mother's name for 'tax purposes'. Probably. Edited March 20, 2019 by Ricky 4000 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Skinnyman said: I'm a little confused. Are you suggesting that the stalwart of BC, known to us as Skankdelvar is in fact Dr No, eponymous villain of the Bond film? 14 hours ago, Skinnyman said: it’s entirely possible that Cluedo is a recent hobby, taken up by Skank/Dr No when he retired to the South Coast. In the interests of accuracy I am prepared to disclose certain pertinent facts: * I am not Dr No. In point of fact my former associate Julius No worked for me between 1957-1961 but we parted on difficult terms, mainly because he complained that I 'expected him to be a Yes-man'. Nothing could have been further from the truth; I always welcome constructive discussion. Nevertheless, Julius became far too wedded to the whole Caribbean Island thing at a time when super-villainry was trending more towards space stations and / or lairs in dormant volcanoes. I was all about the volcano. Julius wanted an island. We parted ways. C'est tout. * My affinity with the game Cluedo dates from 1944 when I lent my chum the pianist Tony Pratt the not inconsiderable sum of fifty guineas towards the development costs of his idea for a board game. I'd known Tony from his days playing the piano on cruise ships; he tickled the ivories while I plied my trade as a gigolo / lounge lizard among the ladies of a certain age travelling first class. (That Barbara Cartland? Had her). So when Tony needed some cash for a working presentation to Messrs Waddington it was I to whom he turned. * I do not live on the South Coast, rather in South Central Wiltshire. My bungalow (decorated in a tasteful, un-ostentatious Louis XIV stylee) forms part of a more extensive compound including a small airstrip, weapons testing bunkers, a communications centre and a compact but efficient miniature nuclear reactor. I've given up on shark tanks. IMO, they're both passé and de trop. Edited March 21, 2019 by skankdelvar supplementary information 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 4000 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) One question, Mr D... Do you have an industrial laser that could burn a bloke's jacob(s) off if required? 😬 Edited March 21, 2019 by Ricky 4000 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 16 hours ago, Ricky 4000 said: One question, Mr D... Do you have an industrial laser that could burn a bloke's jacob(s) off if required? 😬 That's Goldfinger!!! Stop getting Bond wrong😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 4000 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 25 minutes ago, leschirons said: That's Goldfinger!!! Stop getting Bond wrong😂 "Dr Nowt" 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said: "Dr Nowt" 😂 Up here it's Dr Ner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 17 hours ago, Ricky 4000 said: One question, Mr D... Do you have an industrial laser that could burn a bloke's jacob(s) off if required? 😬 I know that Teebs can be annoyingly cheerful at times but that's a bit harsh, isn't it? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stub Mandrel Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 21 hours ago, skankdelvar said: In the interests of accuracy I am prepared to disclose certain pertinent facts: * I am not Dr No. Obviously not, you are clearly Ernst Blofeld... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 21 hours ago, Ricky 4000 said: One question, Mr D... Do you have an industrial laser that could burn a bloke's jacob(s) off if required? 😬 I think I've got one of those up in the attic. I'll have check. Edit for: No laser but I found my old command Zeppelin. Any use? 1 hour ago, Stub Mandrel said: Obviously not, you are clearly Ernst Blofeld... Ah, dear, lovable, conceited Ernst: never an employee of mine, more of a supplier of peripherals. It all went tïts-up for Ernst when he developed a cat allergy. Sitting in his high-backed, leather chair stroking a goldfish didn't really inspire his minions to put on a hard hat, pick up a Schmeisser and do battle with Tiger Tanaka's ninja commandos as they abseiled into the dormant volcano. So they all came to work for me, apart from the excitable little Chinese scientist feller who went off to Camber Sands and bought an ice-cream van. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Who shot the sherrif ? Well Miss Otis regrets..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I didn't realise that he'd been shot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxlin Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 24 minutes ago, TheGreek said: I didn't realise that he'd been shot Oh-mar goodness, neither did I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete.young Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 On 19/03/2019 at 22:05, leschirons said: Does anyone on B.C know who did actually shoot the deputy? Nope. But I do know who nailed the baseline. Shout out to Willie Weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikel Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 On 19/03/2019 at 22:19, TheGreek said: ..or who put the bump in the bump-she-bump-she bump.. No idea but I wish the bloody council would get round to fixing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 52 minutes ago, mikel said: No idea but I wish the bloody council would get round to fixing it. Agreed; it is playing havoc with my ding a ling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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