What have they done!! 😭

[Jimothey]

Either someone has done a very unique custom job or they've been playing far too hard with a pick!?! 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F123712145063

What ever caused it they need to be hunted down and strung up by their knackers for crimes against basses!! 

[Low End Bee]

Needs to go to Dent Master for a smart repair.

[NikNik]

Love to wonder WTF was going on when that idea to do that was conceived.

[Jimothey]

I'm interested in it but not for nowhere near £400

I suppose you could lose the dents with a pickguard so it's a sort of flashback style?? Or put a drop top on it?? 

Edited March 28, 2019 by Jimothey

[Ricky 4000]

Hell's teeth, it looks like Jupiter may have accidentally sat on it. 😮

[TheGreek]

Many hours of loving care and attention have bought this bass back to life ....

It has been stored in its case (included) to avoid dust and atmospheric damage. (bit late, I'd say)

[bigsmokebass]

Think it would be easier to salvage the parts for a new body. Put the old one to rest on a little pyre in the back garden 😂

[Stub Mandrel]

I used to know a biker with a dent like that in his head...

[Ricky 4000]

1 hour ago, bigsmokebass said:

Think it would be easier to salvage the parts for a new body. Put the old one to rest on a little pyre in the back garden 😂

Car body filler - sanding block - tin o' paint - back on fleabay! 😬

[bigsmokebass]

1 hour ago, Ricky 4000 said:

Car body filler - sanding block - tin o' paint - back on fleabay! 😬

Effort though... Would this not affect the sound too? 

1 hour ago, Stub Mandrel said:

I used to know a biker with a dent like that in his head...

I've heard about bikers hitting the bars hard... I just didn't imagine that to mean handlebars 😂🙈

[Ricky 4000]

17 minutes ago, bigsmokebass said:

Effort though... Would this not affect the sound too?

No idea, it's not something I'd do... but I'm guessing it's something that a cut n' shut geezer might do - if he thought he could make some money out of it?

That's assuming it sells as it is for next to nothing. Which is all I'd pay for it to be fair! 😬

Edited March 29, 2019 by Ricky 4000

[Bassislife16]

Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace...

[spectoremg]

22 hours ago, TheGreek said:

Many hours of loving care and attention have bought this bass back to life ....

It has been stored in its case (included) to avoid dust and atmospheric damage. (bit late, I'd say)

That bit caught my eye too. Clearly not a a pet free home though, their croc's had a chew on it. 

[fleabag]

I've reported him to the Spanish Inquisition.  No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

[mentalextra]

1 hour ago, fleabag said:

I've reported him to the Spanish Inquisition.  No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

And the Spanish are an inquisitive people?

Edited April 1, 2019 by mentalextra

[Jimothey]

2 hours ago, fleabag said:

I've reported him to the Spanish Inquisition.  No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! 😁 

[Nibody]

16 hours ago, Jimothey said:

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! 😁 

Cardinal Biggles.. fetch *DRAMATIC PAUSE* THE COMFY CHAIR...

 

[Stub Mandrel]

No! NO! Not the Comfy Chair!

[Count Bassy]

Perhaps you'd prefer some cake?

[Stub Mandrel]

Oh no! Not the total perspective vortex....

[Osiris]

Anyone else think it looks like a deflated gimp mask? 

[Happy Jack]

I reckon it would make a great ashtray.