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Posted
2 minutes ago, Cato said:

I wonder what the official difference between 'eroticism' and 'sex'was?

On second thoughts I'm not sure I want to know the answer.

Yes you do.

I know i was curious about that one :laugh1:

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Teebs said:

Is 'Klesh' meant to be The Clash?

Well spotted. 

KGB: Ban Klesh. He punk and violent.
Russian Music Bloke: Klesh not him. Klesh is Clash. Is band.
KGB: You go Gulag, build log hut, not come back.

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Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, Teebs said:

Is 'Klesh' meant to be The Clash? 

Ahh! It's okay - I've found them:

Wikipedia

Klesh - formed in Slough in 1977, known for singles:

This is Radio Klesh;

Complete Klesh;

Klesh Opportunities;

Kleshdown;

And Klesh City Rockers.

 

 

 

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, skankdelvar said:

Well spotted. 

KGB: Ban Klesh. He punk and violent.
Russian Music Bloke: Klesh not him. Klesh is Clash. Is band.
KGB: You go Gulag, build log hut, get nice tattoos,not come back,

 

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Posted (edited)
22 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said:

I think it's fair to say the UB40 played Moscow in 1986.

Nice band, UB40.

No sex etc, unlike that Julio Engalsias monster...

Julio Iglasias was 'neofacism', Tina Turner was 'sex'.

I'm starting wonder if they came up with the reasons by throwing some sort of multi faceted dice.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Ricky 4000 said:

I think it's fair to say the UB40 played Moscow in 1986.

KGB: Who is UB40? Is nice Ukrainian girl sing songs about tractor factory number 40?
Russian Music Bloke: Is revolutionary socialist peoples playing songs of oppressed Caribbean plantation workers in style of Irish Republican Comrade Val Doonican 
KGB: Approve.

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Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said:

"There is rat in kitchen. What am I to do?" 👍

 

Capitalist, sucking blood of workers rat. And interfere in foreign policy of glorious USSR in People's Republic of Dudley. Also eroticism.

Very bad.

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Posted (edited)

Anyone got any info on Kenet Hit?

I've tried to look him up but apparently his crimes were so monstrous that, in a modern day damnatio memoriae, all mention of him has been erased from the internet.

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Teebs said:

Canned Heat? :/

Nice sleuthing. I think you've got it.

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Posted
Just now, Cato said:

Nice sleuthing.

Ahh, to delve inside the mind of an '80's Soviet commissar!

Bit like doing the 'Name the Song from the Picture' thread! :)

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Posted
1 hour ago, skankdelvar said:

Well spotted. 

KGB: Ban Klesh. He punk and violent.
Russian Music Bloke: Klesh not him. Klesh is Clash. Is band.
KGB: You go Gulag, build log hut, not come back.

I think you'll find it's pronounced "wiolent".

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Posted
1 hour ago, Rich said:

I think you'll find it's pronounced "wiolent".

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"You'd never know it's a vig, Keptin" says Star Trek's Mr Chekhov as he points wiolently at his new Armstrong Siddeley Mk II hairpiece.

 

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