martthebass Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, ped said: If you never hear from me again, you know what's happened Hope you have a succession plan Chris or it'll be chaos I tell you, CHAOS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, ped said: I've got a bass case arriving today. Wife is going to her parents this afternoon for the night. Will it arrive whilst she's at home? She'll think there's a bass in it, of course. Part of me hopes it does arrive today but I'd prefer it to arrive whilst she's out so I can collect it from the Post Office at my convenience. Will keep you posted. Living on the edge. Was nice knowing you Ped. We'll miss you here on BC Dave 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Browning Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, dmccombe7 said: Was nice knowing you Ped. We'll miss you here on BC Dave Will we? I mean, seriously? 😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Steve Browning said: Will we? I mean, seriously? 😉 Steve, that's not nice. We'll certainly miss seeing that wee dog in his pic tho. Dave 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking Spiders Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Why not hide the offending article behind a stash of jazz mags under a bed or in a cupboard? This acts as a good distraction which might be more easily explained away than shelling out £1 - 2k on a lump of wood with strings 😊 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cetera Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) Once you get near my collection size (i.e. 72 basses) the wife doesn't notice a new one coming in or old one going anyway... Not that I believe I need to ask permission. As long as all bills/household costs etc are covered, what I do with my money is my business. Edited April 9, 2019 by cetera 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Barking Spiders said: Why not hide the offending article behind a stash of jazz mags under a bed or in a cupboard? Come on, who the hell likes jazz. She'll spot that rookie mistake 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, cetera said: Once you get near my collection size (i.e. 72 basses) the wife doesn't notice a new one coming in or old one going anyway... Not that I believe I need to ask permission. As long as all bills/household costs etc are covered, what I do with my money is my business. With that many basses i wouldn't even notice if my wife sold the occasional one 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edstraker123 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 19 hours ago, BassTractor said: Of course you aren't. You're a bass player! I currently owe Mrs Straker £600 for shoes !😯 Edited April 9, 2019 by edstraker123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyP Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 My wife is a musician (got a degree and all that!) and was quite understanding when I bought my last bass. I only have two (basses that is, not wives!) and have no plans to expand the collection. Even if I did, I would need to obtain a lot of bass guitars to match the price of my wife's oboe and cor anglais! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stub Mandrel Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Narrowly avoided a Hofner travel bass. It was only £99 and it felt rude not to but I managed bit of self control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) When you do it for a living you have two advantages: 1. “It’s what I do for a living.” Covers most eventualities if you need it to (not that I ever have - see below). It helps that I always had a mantra of each instrument earning its keep, with no freeloaders in the collection. With one or two exceptions I stuck to it too. If I can sell it for a profit when the time comes then so much the better. 2. You get to (at least partially) offset the cost as a business expense over a period of years. It also helps if you have a supportive partner who likes what you do for a living and enjoys hearing you play. I’ve been very lucky over the years and honestly can’t remember the last time I had to sneak any gear into the house. I bought a new acoustic guitar around a year ago, and Mrs. LBM loves it even though I don’t play for a living any more. Edited April 10, 2019 by leftybassman392 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 13 hours ago, edstraker123 said: I currently owe Mrs Straker £600 for shoes !😯 Handy that you both take the same size and that she was prepared to part with them.... 😁 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 We had better start being nice to some of our significant others on here. Ray Stiles the ex Mud bassists ex turned up on here recently and what a mood she was in!! 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Well it looks like @bubinga5 is dead 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davo-London Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I do love this topic. Having all basses in the same colour does help for sure. Of course, honesty is the best policy but sometimes you don't want to have to justify your purchases. i get it. Peace Davo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, ped said: Well it looks like @bubinga5 is dead Can i have his basses? On the other hand, that'd just put me in the same life-threatening situation Edited April 10, 2019 by Teebs sbpelingrs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 20 minutes ago, Teebs said: Can i have his basses? On the other hand, that'd just put me in the same life-threatening situation Surely they'd be stacked on a stage with his body laid on top, his band's drummer would launch a burning drumstick onto the pyre and off they go with him to that Great Gig In The Sky..... I can see the venue owners being a bit miffed afterwards but that's the way I'd want to go..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Skinnyman said: Surely they'd be stacked on a stage with his body laid on top, his band's drummer would launch a burning drumstick onto the pyre and off they go with him to that Great Gig In The Sky..... I can see the venue owners being a bit miffed afterwards but that's the way I'd want to go..... I'm sure this can be arranged! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, hiram.k.hackenbacker said: It wouldn’t be a problem if you were given them would it? 😀 Yes. Space is, apparently , the problem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_lefty Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Skinnyman said: Surely they'd be stacked on a stage with his body laid on top, his band's drummer would launch a burning drumstick onto the pyre and off they go with him to that Great Gig In The Sky..... I can see the venue owners being a bit miffed afterwards but that's the way I'd want to go..... I know lots of venues where I'm sure that sort of thing happens regularly judging by the smell and the sticky floors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Quick update from me - the case arrived at about 4pm today, approx 30 mins before the wife arrived home. Ample time to un-box, cut up said box and scatter around the town in various bins and tuck case inconspicuously in the office! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, ped said: Quick update from me - the case arrived at about 4pm today, approx 30 mins before the wife arrived home. Ample time to un-box, cut up said box and scatter around the town in various bins and tuck case inconspicuously in the office! I sense much sneakness Ped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldslapper Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, ped said: Quick update from me - the case arrived at about 4pm today, approx 30 mins before the wife arrived home. Ample time to un-box, cut up said box and scatter around the town in various bins and tuck case inconspicuously in the office! Good lad. And, breathe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking Spiders Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 44 minutes ago, ped said: Quick update from me - the case arrived at about 4pm today, approx 30 mins before the wife arrived home. Ample time to un-box, cut up said box and scatter around the town in various bins and tuck case inconspicuously in the office! That was close! And don't forget to burn the receipt. I have a newish bass and an Ibanez guitar on my boat which the missus hasn't been introduced to yet! Not sure how I'm gonna explain this should I ever have to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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