clauster Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I had to pop into Tonbridge this morning, to reclaim some property from the police station. There's a little music shop just round the corner which I thought I'd pop into while I was local, and found out the [url="http://www.americanguitarsuk.com/"]American Guitar Centre [/url] has it's base on the first floor. Lots of Fenders, Laklands, Warwicks and Spectors all in one place. But it was the Alembics that blew me away, I've never seen such beautifully built basses in my life and all just a ten minute drive away. Now, how can I raise £4k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnylager Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 [quote name='clauster' post='353635' date='Dec 13 2008, 03:13 PM']Now, how can I raise £4k[/quote] Sell yo ass, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 How do they get away with 'SQUIRE' on their website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clauster Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 [quote]Sell yo ass, bitch![/quote] Okay! I am coming down to to your part of the world this evening. How much are you thinking of offering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 reminds me of an old joke.... ... so far I've raised £250.50 Q - so which one gave you 50p A - all of them... Sorry. Just popped into my head, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 [quote name='clauster' post='353635' date='Dec 13 2008, 03:13 PM']I had to pop into Tonbridge this morning, to reclaim some property from the police station.[/quote] Love the teaser intro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tait Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 [quote name='Paul S' post='353676' date='Dec 13 2008, 04:11 PM']reminds me of an old joke.... ... so far I've raised £250.50 Q - so which one gave you 50p A - all of them... Sorry. Just popped into my head, you know?[/quote] i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeneKing Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 (edited) Divide £250.50p by 50p and you might Someone remind me of the movie? Edited December 13, 2008 by GreeneKing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tait Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 [quote name='GreeneKing' post='353898' date='Dec 13 2008, 09:37 PM']Divide £250.50p by 50p and you might Someone remind me of the movie?[/quote] £5.01? nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozbass Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 [quote name='clauster' post='353635' date='Dec 13 2008, 03:13 PM']it was the Alembics that blew me away, I've never seen such beautifully built basses in my life[/quote] They're not to everybody's taste and they have their detractors but I've honestly not seen anything that comes close in many, many years of playing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geddys nose Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 The end of that Mark King looks lethal- [url="http://home.btconnect.com/bassworld/photos/IMG_4279.jpg"]http://home.btconnect.com/bassworld/photos/IMG_4279.jpg[/url] I'd imagine if I owned that I would skewer my hand and knock the thing off in rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlonBass Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 [quote name='LWTAIT' post='353941' date='Dec 13 2008, 11:05 PM']£5.01? nope.[/quote] The joke is something like this:- Wife says to her husband, "we need a holiday, I'm going to become a prostitute for a week to earn some money." At the end of the week, she stumps up her earnings, £250.50p. Husband asks "which tight b*stard gave you 50p?" Wife replies "All of them!" Meaning, the dozy wench had been sh*gging EVERYBODY for 50p a time. (This joke has been cleaned up, shortened and modified for publication on an Internet Forum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeneKing Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 There was a movie with this scenario in and I can't for the life of me remember the title. Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 That joke was in an episode of Blackadder when Baldrick had to raise some money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tait Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 oh I get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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