tombboy Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Went to my work's Christmas do last night (I'm the boss) and look what they bought me in the secret santa!!!! Anyone got any fishing gear for sale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machines Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Hahaha ! Fantastic stuff ! I'm sure there's plenty of us that could do with a copy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 It appears that you can say arse. I have that dummies book and I think it's really good, something for all bass players regardless of level. I really must start on the reading music section (he said for the umpteenth time). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeat Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 [quote name='ezbass' post='354383' date='Dec 14 2008, 05:28 PM']It appears that you can say arse. I have that dummies book and I think it's really good, something for all bass players regardless of level. I really must start on the reading music section (he said for the umpteenth time).[/quote] I have it too...haven't started it yet though, my playing can testify to that... i'm still trying to get through Reading for Dummies, but i find myself in a bit of a Catch 22 situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Brooks Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Be my guest, I'll start off.....[size=6][b]ARSE!!![/b][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machines Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 This is getting silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 hey thats a great santa present, I have a copy and title aside there is a load of info in there. Arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 [quote name='tombboy' post='354378' date='Dec 14 2008, 05:25 PM']Went to my work's Christmas do last night (I'm the boss) and look what they bought me in the secret santa!!!! Anyone got any fishing gear for sale? [/quote] That's not a dummy, is it? Surely the weight of the bass would cause it to tip over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I have this but can't understand the music theory stuff What does it make me if I can't even make the level "Dummy"? Sub-dummy, dummy-in-waiting, guitarist (oops!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I got one of them last year for secret santa it is a great book full of great tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppet Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Hey Jamie, I've got the book too, and having seen your playing (one or twice), best you read it... haha only kidding mate... Actually it's not bad, to be honest! S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Yeah, that's a useful book, I picked up all sorts of things from it. I should get it out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annoying Twit Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='ezbass' post='354383' date='Dec 14 2008, 05:28 PM']It appears that you can say arse. I have that dummies book and I think it's really good, something for all bass players regardless of level. I really must start on the reading music section (he said for the umpteenth time).[/quote] I have it from the library, and want my own copy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorick Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 But can we say FECK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golchen Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='yorick' post='354823' date='Dec 15 2008, 10:03 AM']But can we say FECK? [/quote] I was always amazed that Father Ted got away with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R,5,R,5... Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Well, I'm very surprised to hear that, father. I didn't think you'd like that sort of thing. I read a bit of one of them once. God, I couldn't finish it. The language, unbelievable! Ah, it's a bit much for me, father. "Feck" this and "feck" that. "You big bastard". Oh, dreadful language! "You big hairy arse", "You big fecker". Fierce stuff! And of course, the f-word, father, the bad f-word, worse than "feck" - you know the one I mean. "Eff you". "Eff your 'effin' wife". Oh, I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this 'effin' pitchfork up your hole", oh, that was another one, oh, yes! "Bastard" this and "bastard" that, you can't move for the bastards in her novels! It's wall-to-wall bastards! "You bastard!" You fecker!" "You bollocks!" "Get your bollocks out of my face!" It was terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesparky Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='tombboy' post='354378' date='Dec 14 2008, 05:25 PM']Went to my work's Christmas do last night (I'm the boss) and look what they bought me in the secret santa!!!! Anyone got any fishing gear for sale? [/quote] Ha ha, i've got loads of those dummies books, including Tolkein's middle earth for dummies, weather(!) for dummies, Autocad for dummies & another that i can't seem to find. I did a quick search for other books in the range on t'interweb and found lifecoaching for dummies, Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for Dummies & lean for dummies! What the hell is that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='bluesparky' post='354911' date='Dec 15 2008, 11:59 AM']Ha ha, i've got loads of those dummies books, including Tolkein's middle earth for dummies, weather(!) for dummies, Autocad for dummies & another that i can't seem to find.....[/quote] That'll be Basic Searching for Things for Dummies then If you ever find it, it's worth a re-read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='R,5,R,5...' post='354878' date='Dec 15 2008, 11:19 AM']Well, I'm very surprised to hear that, father. I didn't think you'd like that sort of thing. I read a bit of one of them once. God, I couldn't finish it. The language, unbelievable! Ah, it's a bit much for me, father. "Feck" this and "feck" that. "You big bastard". Oh, dreadful language! "You big hairy arse", "You big fecker". Fierce stuff! And of course, the f-word, father, the bad f-word, worse than "feck" - you know the one I mean. "Eff you". "Eff your 'effin' wife". Oh, I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this 'effin' pitchfork up your hole", oh, that was another one, oh, yes! "Bastard" this and "bastard" that, you can't move for the bastards in her novels! It's wall-to-wall bastards! "You bastard!" You fecker!" "You bollocks!" "Get your bollocks out of my face!" It was terrible.[/quote] "'Ride me sideways' was another one..." Ah, Ted... comic genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galilee Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) [quote name='bluesparky' post='354911' date='Dec 15 2008, 11:59 AM']Ha ha, i've got loads of those dummies books, including Tolkein's middle earth for dummies, weather(!) for dummies, Autocad for dummies & another that i can't seem to find. I did a quick search for other books in the range on t'interweb and found lifecoaching for dummies, Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for Dummies & lean for dummies! What the hell is that?![/quote] Pretty sure you can get Sex for Dummies too. Edit, yes you [url="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sex-Dummies-Ruth-Dr-Westheimer/dp/047004523X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1229343643&sr=1-1"]can![/url] Edited December 15, 2008 by Galilee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesparky Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='Galilee' post='354929' date='Dec 15 2008, 12:20 PM']Pretty sure you can get Sex for Dummies too.[/quote] What are you trying to say about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NancyJohnson Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Heh. Photoshop, five minutes. Now it's worth keeping. P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='NancyJohnson' post='355017' date='Dec 15 2008, 01:51 PM']Heh. Photoshop, five minutes. Now it's worth keeping. P[/quote] LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dood Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='NancyJohnson' post='355017' date='Dec 15 2008, 01:51 PM']Heh. Photoshop, five minutes. Now it's worth keeping. P[/quote] ha ha ha! brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombboy Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 [quote name='NancyJohnson' post='355017' date='Dec 15 2008, 01:51 PM']Heh. Photoshop, five minutes. Now it's worth keeping. P[/quote] Love it! Thanks very much!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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