taunton-hobbit Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 On 04/06/2019 at 10:09, SpondonBassed said: Would anyone care to look for supporting evidence for both Breadbin's and my assertions in the meantime? Oh where's Alex Claber when you need him? 😎 Quote
skankdelvar Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, Reggaebass said: I’ve just tried her nail buffer on the edge of a fret , they come up gleaming 11 minutes ago, Teebs said: You are in sooooo much trouble when she gets home! Spreading disaster wherever I go. 2 Quote
Teebs Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, skankdelvar said: Spreading disaster wherever I go. All part of life's rich tapestry! 1 Quote
Reggaebass Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, skankdelvar said: Spreading disaster wherever I go. I’ve got to hide it now, thanks to you 😂 1 1 Quote
Ricky 4000 Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, skankdelvar said: Spreading disaster wherever I go. There's one odd fish in every barrel... Edited June 5, 2019 by Ricky 4000 1 Quote
skankdelvar Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Reggaebass said: I’ve got to hide it now, thanks to you 😂 Use this 'setback' to further build upon your relationship by demonstrating a wish to share your partner's interests. For example: Beauticians are sharply divided about the merits of nail buffing e.g. "You risk wearing away the surface of your nails, making nails thinner and thinner, more and more weak. Extensive buffing causes heat as well which makes the nail surface brittle and prone to chipping. "If you have healthy, moisturised nails, they’ll have a pretty natural shine without mechanical buffing". Explain to your spouse that you were thinking only in her best interests by rendering her nail buffer inoperable and that it is your intention to purchase some nail moisturiser for her. Better still, book her an appointment at a local nail bar and bank the brownie points against your next incoming bass. Edited June 5, 2019 by skankdelvar 3 Quote
Teebs Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said: There's one odd fish in every barrel... You can't say that sort of thing anymore! You have to say something like "There's one special fish in every barrel (NB. not all fish or barrels are the same, and they are all equal and precious)" Otherwise you'll have the Fish People writing complaining threads on here... 1 Quote
Reggaebass Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, skankdelvar said: Use this 'setback' to further build upon your relationship by demonstrating a wish to share your partner's interests. For example: Beauticians are sharply divided about the merits of nail buffing e.g. "You risk wearing away the surface of your nails, making nails thinner and thinner, more and more weak. Extensive buffing causes heat as well which makes the nail surface brittle and prone to chipping. "If you have healthy, moisturised nails, they’ll have a pretty natural shine without mechanical buffing". Explain to your spouse that you were thinking only in her best interests by rendering her nail buffer inoperable and that it is your intention to purchase some nail moisturiser for her. Better still, book her an appointment at a local nail bar and bank the brownie points against your next incoming bass. I like that, you’re so good at this 😀 Quote
Reggaebass Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, Reggaebass said: I like that, you’re so good at this 😀 I would’ve just hid it in my gig bag and denied all knowledge 😁 Quote
skankdelvar Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Reggaebass said: I like that, you’re so good at this 😀 Worst case scenario, all you're out is a couple of quid for a nail buffer and it's given you both something new and different to talk about. 1 Quote
Ricky 4000 Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Teebs said: You can't say that sort of thing anymore! You have to say something like "There's one special fish in every barrel (NB. not all fish or barrels are the same, and they are all equal and precious)" Otherwise you'll have the Fish People writing complaining threads on here... Right you are. I probably also shouldn't have said barrel... Firing pin! 88mm Shell! Damn, I think I've got Ordnance Tourette Syndrome. Which is a real thing, that I probably need help for. 😬 1 Quote
SpondonBassed Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 56 minutes ago, Teebs said: You can't say that sort of thing anymore! You have to say something like "There's one special fish in every barrel (NB. not all fish or barrels are the same, and they are all equal and precious)" Otherwise you'll have the Fish People writing complaining threads on here... Codswallop! 1 Quote
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