T-Bay Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 You know, the sort of things that make you smile or laugh. I love The IDLES and well done is one of my favourite songs. You have to love this- Why don’t you have a job? Even Tarquin has a job, Mary Berry has a job why don't you have a job? followed shortly by- Why don’t you like Reggae? Even Tarquin likes Reggae Mary Berry likes Reggae Why don’t you like Reggae? Also love these NiN classic lines- And the Devil wants to F**K me in the back of his car, nothing quite like the feel of something new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shambo Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) "Got to see the empire's tallest building Where the plane shot that big monkey And they killed him" Flamin Groovies - City Lights Edited June 7, 2019 by Shambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 "Maybe it's the way you wear your blue jeans so tight, I can put my finger on what you're doing right!" Status Quo, Something 'bout you baby I like. Every teenage boy, and the man he grew into, knows exactly what that's about 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony_m Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 "I tolerate your Roman nose Your features aquiline" Brain Donor - Get Off Your Pretty Face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Valdemar Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) "She's well-acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust" Certainly random. Edited June 7, 2019 by Cosmo Valdemar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) Masters of Reality - Kill The King "And in many degrees of heat The fire looked at the meat And if I cook you the least you can do Is lay there and be sweet" Edited June 7, 2019 by Doctor J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Dragon Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA God doesn't want us all to follow God doesn't plant the bombs for Hezbollah God doesn't even go to church! Islam is rising The Christians mobilising. Armageddon Days Are Here Again. The The. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcnach Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I like the subtleness in Pea by the Red Hot Chili Peppers: "F**k you a**hole, you homophobic redneck d*ck" The phrasing is superb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary mac Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 "Meanwhile, back on earth, I told you to F*** off and go away" Haunting little tune though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodiakblair Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 " I could never fall in love,with a member of a record club" "You've got a great body but your record collection sucks !!" Sloppy Seconds telling it straight 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicko Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 The Arctic Monkeys come up with some good stuff And I've seen him with girls of the night He told Roxanne to put on her red light (When the sun goes down) Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil? (Forescent Adolescent) But Billy Bragg is the master In the end it took me a dictionary To find out the meaning of unrequited While she was giving herself for free At a party to which I was never invited (Saturday Boy) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earbrass Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 He used to wear fedoras, but now he sports a fez There's cabalistic innuendos in everything he says, Sucking on a cigarette, picking up the threads, Underneath the Casablanca Moon From "Casablanca Moon" by Slapp Happy - lyrics by Peter Blegvad. Blegvad is a great wordsmith - here's another example: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 "tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty you're listening to the boy from the big bad city, this is jam hot, this is jam hot" Dub Be Good to Me, Beats International. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbandit599 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction - Tattooed Beat Messiah album is genius, sleazy poetry and been stuck in my head since the 80's. Jan Cyrka's guitar is god like on it too. This delightful couplet always makes me smile "Gimme backseat education Working up a sweat on the leatherette Backseat education little girl you're the teachers pet.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Late period Therapy? - Hey Satan You Rock: Wanna spend my whole life drunk, never wanna give a f**k Wanna walk through gates of heaven, backstage pass in hand St. Peter, park my car, there's angels on my mind Fix me up some manna, where d'ya keep the wine? Venom on the jukebox Postcards to hell, hey Satan - you rock Get me Mary, she's a fox Postcards to hell, hey Satan - you rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickeyboro Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mykesbass said: Late period Therapy? - Hey Satan You Rock: Wanna spend my whole life drunk, never wanna give a f**k Wanna walk through gates of heaven, backstage pass in hand St. Peter, park my car, there's angels on my mind Fix me up some manna, where d'ya keep the wine? Venom on the jukebox Postcards to hell, hey Satan - you rock Get me Mary, she's a fox Postcards to hell, hey Satan - you rock You’re a dark horse... 🐎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribbetingfrog Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Out of student loans and treehouse homes we all would take the latter 21 pilots Stressed Out Everytime I listen to that song it makes me happy. Looking back to simpler times. Is it ladder or latter??????? Perfect both ways, Clever stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 The bugger in the short sleeves f*cked my wife Did it quick and split Back home, fresh as a daisy to Maisy, oh Maisy And the twelve-bore it stood in the corner Quite operatic in its self-disgust It blew him all over the living room floor Like parrot sh*t, parrot spit, parrot sh*t was shot John Cale - Guts (Written shortly after Mr Cale discovered that Mr Kevin Ayers had trespassed upon Mr Cale's marital relationship) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicbassman Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Earbrass said: He used to wear fedoras, but now he sports a fez There's cabalistic innuendos in everything he says, Sucking on a cigarette, picking up the threads, Don't know this song , but I found myself imagining this sung to the verse line of Squeeze's 'Cool for cats' And now I can't imagine it any other way... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timhiggins Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Bob Dylan 'ballad of a thin man' all of it really but the last lines are here " well you walk into the room like a camel then you frown you put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground there ought to be a law against you comin around you should be made to wear earphones cause something is happening and you dont know what it is do you mr jones " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Mickeyboro said: You’re a dark horse... 🐎 One I worked on Michael - loved the humour. Another track had the line "I don't know what I want but I want it now" which my daughter, who was about 5 at the time appropriately wore the t-shirt on which it was emblazoned! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 38 minutes ago, timhiggins said: Bob Dylan 'ballad of a thin man' all of it really but the last lines are here " well you walk into the room like a camel then you frown you put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground there ought to be a law against you comin around you should be made to wear earphones cause something is happening and you dont know what it is do you mr jones " Lots of great stuff from Mr Z, but I love the way he delivers this: Idiot wind Blowing through the buttons of our coats Blowing through the letters that we wrote Idiot wind Blowing through the dust upon our shelves We're idiots, babe It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 If you're mindless, please take mine..... (Jo the waiter / Gary Numan) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxlin Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) Apparently the lyrics to Procal Harum's A Whiter Shade of Pale have a meaning........ We skipped the light fandango Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor I was feeling kind a seasick But the crowd called out for more The room was humming harder As the ceiling flew away When we called out for another drink The waiter brought a tray And so it was that later As the miller told his tale That her face, at first just ghostly, Turned a whiter shade of pale. Edited June 9, 2019 by Baxlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonky2 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 The line from steppen Wolfs born to be wild.... ”I like smokin’ lighting” (heavy metal thunder) always intrigued me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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