Bigwan Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, skankdelvar said: Frankly, I am surprised you did not know that the BassChat approved method of generating one's stage name is: (A seaside resort visited in one's childhood) + (The name of the last establishment where you bought a hot beverage whether as a standalone or as the culmination of a tasty meal) Ergo, I am known to my public as Torremolinos Starbucks. Portrush McDonalds? Edit: Correction, Portrush Pear Tree Edit: Further correction, Portrush Three Kings... Edited June 19, 2019 by Bigwan Quote
stewblack Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Come to think of it I might actually go by Cullercoats Tap Social Quote
lozkerr Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 4 hours ago, skankdelvar said: (A seaside resort visited in one's childhood) + (The name of the last establishment where you bought a hot beverage whether as a standalone or as the culmination of a tasty meal) Ergo, I am known to my public as Torremolinos Starbucks. That would make me Porty Costa. I'm not sure it works - it puts me in mind of a weedy bloke in a Hawaiian shirt playing keys in a Benidorm tourist disco. 2 Quote
NikNik Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 2 hours ago, SICbass said: That would make me Douglas Bay Costa....not bad, actually 🤔 That makes me Portobello Prêt 1 Quote
BigRedX Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 4 hours ago, skankdelvar said: Frankly, I am surprised you did not know that the BassChat approved method of generating one's stage name is: (A seaside resort visited in one's childhood) + (The name of the last establishment where you bought a hot beverage whether as a standalone or as the culmination of a tasty meal) Ergo, I am known to my public as Torremolinos Starbucks. And I am Whitby 200° 1 Quote
NikNik Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Rich said: Apologies -- my mistake. All part and parcel of the cornucopia of forgetfulness, confusion and flatulence that is 'getting old', I fear. Yes, now that would be a fascinating read. And yes, that episode was bittersweet but very amusing... "Get that clown out of here, he doesn't even speak Portuguese!". Classic. What's this book you speak of? Sounds interesting. 1 Quote
nige1968 Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Fleetwood McDonald’s ... hmm, that’s dangerously almost on topic 3 Quote
Raymondo Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Mine's rather un wieldy … Chapel St Leonards The Coffee Shop Quote
wateroftyne Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) 18 hours ago, uk_lefty said: I once told a mate that a random long haired bloke I'm Scarborough Weahterspoons was Nick Menza, the drummer in Megadeth... Once he stumbled over for a handshake and a photo the bloke got quite a line of people wanting to talk to him. He wasn't Nick Menza. I had a weekend in London last summer. Whilst walking across Tower Bridge, I bumped into a musical acquaintance from Leeds who I haven't seen for ages and ages. I had a lovely generic chat with him and his family, who I'd never met before. The conversation was slightly awkward, but I put it down to the randomness, and the bustle of people around us. I messaged him a week or so later to say it was nice to see him... slightly puzzled, he replied to say he was currently in Kefalonia, and had been for the previous three weeks. Edited June 19, 2019 by wateroftyne 1 8 Quote
Shaggy Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Hemsby Marchnad Caerfyrddin not convincing as potential Rock God....... Quote
Rich Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Whitby Waitrose checking in here 54 minutes ago, NikNik said: What's this book you speak of? Sounds interesting. Oh it'll be amazing, if he ever actually writes the feckin thing. I imagine the, ahem, somewhat less than infrequent trips to rehab keep damming up his creative juices, alas. 2 Quote
Rich Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Rich said: Apologies -- my mistake. All part and parcel of the cornucopia of forgetfulness, confusion and flatulence that is 'getting old', I fear. BTW, I have decided that I am going to form a prog band, just so I can call our first album 'Cornucopia Of Flatulence'. 1 Quote
Vinny Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 I don't think I'll be going with Prestatyn That-van-that-goes-round-the-units if I'm honest. 5 Quote
Reggaebass Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Bethnal Green, the star of bengal here 😀 1 Quote
stewblack Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Reggaebass said: Bethnal Green, the star of bengal here 😀 Bethnal By Sea? 1 Quote
Reggaebass Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, stewblack said: Bethnal By Sea? No sea , but there’s a canal full of shopping trolleys 😀 3 Quote
casapete Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Mmm, not sure about this.... Scarborough Thieving Harry's 1 Quote
Rich Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Vinny said: I don't think I'll be going with Prestatyn That-van-that-goes-round-the-units if I'm honest. You could always shorten it to Prestatyn Thatvan. Far snappier. Quote
Vinny Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Rich said: You could always shorten it to Prestatyn Thatvan. Far snappier. Or I could update the thread next time I buy a brew, thus generating chapter headings in my fictional biography The Evolution of... Quote
Paddy515 Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 Tenby Snack Shack, how do you do!!! - sounds a great place for a surf gig!!! Anyway, who's the guy from page 1 of topic? 1 Quote
drTStingray Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 20 hours ago, Reggaebass said: I remember him well, and there’s a striking resemblance 🙂 That looks like Donald J Trump in his earlier days, prior to 21st Century anvil shaped hair style. Stage name - Lytham Caffe-Nero Is the chap in the picture a Basschatter, who perhaps enjoys a pint of beer in his avatar? Quote
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