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5 minutes ago, redbandit599 said:

Felixstowe Ibis  - though I go by Felix O'Ibis....

I'm more of a Feelin O'bese...

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Posted
20 hours ago, sprocketflup said:

Is it Spartacus? 

 

20 hours ago, hiram.k.hackenbacker said:

It can’t be. I’M Spartacus 😀

 

20 hours ago, sprocketflup said:

No you're not.....

 

20 hours ago, NikNik said:

How do you know he isn't?

 

20 hours ago, sprocketflup said:

Because Im Spartacus and so's my wife

Teamwork in action there. Just beautiful....

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Posted

Apparently I'm Hunstanton Thatch-Tavern.

Thatch for short.

Which is a bit ironic given the direction my hairline is moving in.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Cato said:

Apparently I'm Hunstanton Thatch-Tavern.

Thatch for short.

Which is a bit ironic given the direction my hairline is moving in.

Hunstanton Thatch-d’Avergne has a very, very upmarket ring to it*

Sort of chap who’d have a sister called Clytemnestra (known to all her friends as “Minty”).

Pops was something in the City, yah?

*(tell me if I’m close?)

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6 minutes ago, Skinnyman said:

Hunstanton Thatch-d’Avergne has a very, very upmarket ring to it*

Sort of chap who’d have a sister called Clytemnestra (known to all her friends as “Minty”).

Pops was something in the City, yah?

*(tell me if I’m close?)

Spot on.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Beedster said:

Bognor Dolce Vita :)

That‘s no rockstar name, you came in second in the 4:30 at Doncaster and I claim my five pounds.

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Howdy partners, I'm Daytona Bike Shed. All bikes are welcome to come in and be serviced by my very helpful staff.

Free Lubrication provided and any burnt, or worn out rubber replaced at no extra cost (maximum of three).

👍

 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Richard R said:

Second on the bill to Kempfinkle Gun Shop. Which is a real band.

 

Pure chance that I was in the Bike Shed Motor Cycle Club (Hackney) a few days ago.

 

Posted
14 hours ago, skankdelvar said:

Frankly, I am surprised you did not know that the BassChat approved method of generating one's stage name is:

(A seaside resort visited in one's childhood)  + (The name of the last establishment where you bought a hot beverage whether as a standalone or as the culmination of a tasty meal)

Ergo, I am known to my public as Torremolinos Starbucks.

Mevagissey Mermaid. I'm not sure about that.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Jus Lukin said:

Lucky they didn't go for 'Clyt'.

She'd be brilliant at Hide and Seek. No one would ever find her ...

 

 

 

I'll get me coat

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