Ricky 4000 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Si600 said: But no-one knows what the hell he looks like off stage... If the circumstantial evidence is to be believed, he'd still look like Bootsy in his street clothes! 🤩 Edited July 5, 2019 by Ricky 4000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cato said: Pretty sure we'd all vote for the most ridiculous/impractical hat we can think of and Teebs will end up going on stage in a giant pink sombrero. Then we'll have to live with the guilt when he inevitably gets beaten like a pinata for cultural appropriation by the outraged Mancunian Mexican community. Gets my vote then! Come on, vote Sombrero!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 34 minutes ago, skankdelvar said: Fundamentally, Teebs is toying with the notion of a hat. What we need is a poll. No. What he needs is a bag...... 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Teebs said: Thanks Frank, but I fear that the LeanHombré is correct, and I am not one of those blessed enough to wear a hat with style. Fortunately, I make up for this by having bags of style in other areas! You just haven’t found the correct style as yet, try on everything, even Tupperware, after all, look at Devo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Skinnyman said: No. What he needs is a bag...... 😁 Buffoon! 🐒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 55 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said: I noticed! How did you know I'm afraid of spiders? 😄 Oh no, I'm sooooo sorry! I must make sure I never do that again! 🕸 *cackles maniacally, rubbing hands with glee* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said: If the circumstantial evidence is to be believed, he'd still look like Bootsy in his street clothes! 🤩 This is actually true. It was 'dress down day' at work today, & this is exactly what I wore. The clients were hugely impressed in the progress meeting! 👍 Bootsy got nowt on me, brotha! 🎩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 I've no TLRTs left ( ), but I shall be reviewing the suggestions over the next few days and awarding a prize for my favourite answer 👍 And administering a harsh beating to the most ridiculous or offensive suggestion (to be won by Ricky4000 and/or SkinnyZombie) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 47 minutes ago, Huge Hands said: Even worse, his keyboard player had Brian May hair and spandex leggings printed with a keyboard all up the side of his legs The things you see when you don't have your gun. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skinnyman Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 28 minutes ago, Teebs said: I've no TLRTs left ( ), but I shall be reviewing the suggestions over the next few days and awarding a prize for my favourite answer 👍 And administering a harsh beating to the most ridiculous or offensive suggestion (to be won by Ricky4000 and/or SkinnyZombie) Didn't Dr Seuss write a book about all this ...and then something went BUMP! how that bump made us jump! we looked! then we saw him step in on the mat! we looked! and we saw him! the prat in the hat! and he said to us, 'why do you sit there like that?' 'i know it is wet and the sun is not sunny. but we can have lots of good fun that is funny!' "Just look at my bass It's a Fender you know, And tell me it's ace And not just for show If I play you a song You can all sing along But cover your ears When i get it all wrong" And there on the mat With his ludicrous hat There stood the prat The prat in the hat With a smile on his face As he played on his bass The children all applauded the prat And threw coins in his hat Where it lay on the mat And they shouted and shouted And all sang along Till the prat in the hat had ended the song "You should be on telly, On one of the Beebs, Oh please play some more, On your bass, Mr Teebs" But the prat was tired His hat was too tight So the prat in the hat Bade the children good night. And off he went with a swish of his hat That marvellous hat On the head of a prat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Skinnyman said: Didn't Dr Seuss write a book about all this ...and then something went BUMP! how that bump made us jump! we looked! then we saw him step in on the mat! we looked! and we saw him! the prat in the hat! and he said to us, 'why do you sit there like that?' 'i know it is wet and the sun is not sunny. but we can have lots of good fun that is funny!' "Just look at my bass It's a Fender you know, And tell me it's ace And not just for show If I play you a song You can all sing along But cover your ears When i get it all wrong" And there on the mat With his ludicrous hat There stood the prat The prat in the hat With a smile on his face As he played on his bass The children all applauded the prat And threw coins in his hat Where it lay on the mat And they shouted and shouted And all sang along Till the prat in the hat had ended the song "You should be on telly, On one of the Beebs, Oh please play some more, On your bass, Mr Teebs" But the prat was tired His hat was too tight So the prat in the hat Bade the children good night. And off he went with a swish of his hat That marvellous hat On the head of a prat. Nice! 👍 Like it! You have a certain way with words - have you ever tried using them to string a coherent sentence? Edited July 5, 2019 by Teebs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurksalot Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 At chester races Liverpool London Walky talky Le Mans I love hats, Ive had this one a while , love it in in fact I need another the same , this one needs to ‘air’ a little 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fretmeister Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 If I’m playing in the sun I’ll wear one. Otherwise I won’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Teebs said: Nice! 👍 Like it! You have a certain way with words - have you ever tried using them to string a coherent sentence? I let these little fellas do the talking for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggaebass Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Teebs , I think I’ve found the perfect hat for when you’re playing 😁 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 (edited) I'm in! Hang on while I ditch this cross thingy and fetch my Rickenfaker... Edited July 5, 2019 by leftybassman392 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 All good suggestions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Riva Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 hours ago, skankdelvar said: Frankly, I'd rather wear a hat at a gig than re-visit the Hitler thing. Now that’s a line you don’t hear every day..! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Old Man Riva said: Now that’s a line you don’t hear every day..! Darn tootin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dov65 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Love wearing a hat me.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, Dov65 said: Love wearing a hat me.. This is good! 👍 Reminds me of working at MAGNOX sites. I still looked like a twunt in a hard hat tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 (edited) The guitarist in our acoustic band did a gig in a metal WW2 ARP helmet and another gig in a proper army pith helmet. If you're gonna wear a hat do it properly. Oh yeah, I forgot about the Fez! Edited July 5, 2019 by Maude 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Skinnyman said: Didn't Dr Seuss write a book about all this ...and then something went BUMP! When the egregiously drab Carol Anne Duffy handed in her badge I had high hopes for the next incumbent of the office of Poet Laureate. Of course, we ended up with Simon Armitage, a specimen of extreme loathesomeness whose poetic output is limited to a meagre few published collections, these propped up by occasional dribs and drabs of semi-literate doggerel condescendingly lobbed at his fawning adulants rather as a chimpanzee might hurl his fecal matter at a coach party of mouth breathing schoolchildren. That Mr Armitage has stooped to write librettos for modern opera merely compounds rather than alleviates the crushing ennui that befalls me when I hear his name or - worse - his ghastly, nasal voice droning away on Radio Four about inclusion, compassion and his (feigned) affinity for the North of England, a bleak and charmless locale where no fashionable gentleman would venture even on a bet. The repellent Armitage will probably remain in post for some time and it will be with the greatest difficulty that I shall suppress my feverish anticipation for the day when his inglorious tenancy comes to an ignominious and preferably painful end, and the talented Mr Skinnyman takes his rightful place as our national poetaster. Sic transit Gloria Gaynor, as my old pal and drinking buddy Alf Tennyson was wont to say. He knew whereof he spoke. Edited July 5, 2019 by skankdelvar 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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