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Just seen this - 335's now, aarghhh...apologies if this is part of what's already been posted.

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29 minutes ago, Teebs said:

Also known as 'Robbieeeeeeee' from that heart warming story of genteel east-end folk:

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You're welcome! :D

You're having a pop at @Reggaebass ? Again?? When are you going to leave the poor fella alone??? 😬

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I'm quite sure that my friend Tony (Mr RB to you Ricky! :)) is perfectly feasibly proportioned! :D

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23 minutes ago, Teebs said:

I'm quite sure that my friend Tony (Mr RB to you Ricky! :)) is perfectly feasibly proportioned! :D

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He must have had his knuckles surgically removed. It's a common modification for serious reggae players - so I've heard. 😉

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8 minutes ago, skankdelvar said:

The Evolution of The Gibson Guitars Logo

Henry Juskiewiecz Era Logo

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New 'Hedge Fund Management' Era Logo

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You’ll lose your head at our build quality!

:D

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23 minutes ago, Teebs said:

 

You’ll lose your head at our build quality!

:D

Like American car ads.....

 

SAVE! SAVE! SAVE! WE'VE DRIVEN A BULLDOZER THROUGH OUR PRICES (and over a sh*t-ton of our guitars but let's not talk about that....)

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Buy now, or we’ll let Dwayne loose on the ‘dozer!!!

*note, this is a fake US-style advert. The give-away is that it's written in English ;)

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1 hour ago, Teebs said:

The give-away is that it's written in English

 

1 hour ago, skankdelvar said:

Written in English English as opposed to American English.

The lowest common denominator between English, Yanklish and the rest of the world's use of our mother word is Simplified English (Hoorah!).  The only good thing that I have to say about it is that I made a potty full of cash from writing the stuff for British Aerospace, Rolls Royce, Lucas Aerospace and the Rover 600 service manual conversion from the Honda Accord source text.

I hate it with a passion!

Commercials however, have a language ALL to themselves.  It just galls me sometimes to hear it coming out of the mouths of kids and gullible adults as if it's part of the language somehow.  There's far too much exposure to TV advertising.  Now you can even pocket a means of exposing yourself (titter) to it wherever you go.

Wondrous.

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3 minutes ago, Twigman said:

Thought this was going to be thread about me

 

 

I need to learn:

 

Not everything's about me

Or maybe it is and these are all coded references?

Hmmmm?

Hadn't considered that, had you?

😁🤫

 

 

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1 hour ago, skankdelvar said:

Written in English English as opposed to American English.

Well, Teebs English anyway.

Quite another thing altogether 😁

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11 minutes ago, SpondonBassed said:

The lowest common denominator between English, Yanklish and the rest of the world's use of our mother word is Simplified English (Hoorah!).

Surely there is much to be said for Pidgin English. I'm sure any pilot would comprehend the injunction:

'Na put 'im big silver bird nevah on ground wi'out wheel-sticks dem makes smiley down light shine'.

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1 minute ago, skankdelvar said:

Surely there is much to be said for Pidgin English. I'm sure any pilot would comprehend the injunction:

'Na put 'im big silver bird nevah on ground wi'out wheel-sticks dem makes smiley down light shine'.

4 reelz

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11 minutes ago, Skinnyman said:

Well, Teebs English anyway.

Quite another thing altogether 😁

Bojock - head! >:(

You're just wel jel ov ma speekin' skilz, init!

:D

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1 hour ago, Teebs said:

Bojock - head! >:(

You're just wel jel ov ma speekin' skilz, init!

:D

Absolutely, old chap. Absolutely.

Well, as you say, jel.

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