Bay Splayer Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 (edited) Basschatters.....I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says "just some friends from w*rk, you don't know them". I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my spare jazz bass so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.' When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at this moment, crouching behind my jazz bass, that I noticed a hairline crack on the maple neck between the ninth and tenth fret Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to a luthier. Regards, Uptonmark Edited December 31, 2008 by uptonmark Quote
jakenewmanbass Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 well the Jazz is ruined so why not finish it off by wrapping it around your wifes neck good one.... you had me for a while... Quote
Moody Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Nice one!!!!! You cocked it up though! You're meant to replace Golf Clubs for Jazz Bass, quick, edit it!!! Quote
Marcus Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 class !! I've just copied this and posted it onto a local music forum, it's good to spread the humour about Quote
lowdown Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 (edited) Dear Upton Mark... If you are gonna keep a Jazz Bass in The Garage, Its advice from a psychologist that you need. Not a Luthier, or a member from Basschat. And if there is a crack in the Bass neck. Its you who has been F%*ked, Not your wife. Garry Edited December 30, 2008 by lowdown Quote
Platypus Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 I preferred Machinehead's version posted here back in July [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=23026&hl=wal"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=23026&hl=wal[/url] Quote
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