Oh dear. I hate this big time.

[ahpook]

I only take my hand of the neck when they stop screaming.

Edited October 5, 2019 by ahpook

[Stub Mandrel]

That ring thing he's using - don't they sell them in the vending machines in the toilets?

[Ricky 4000]

3 hours ago, skankdelvar said:

You mean people like me who take their hand off the neck?

(Narrows eyes, lights half-smoked cheroot, adjusts poncho; Ennio Morricone Spaghetti Western music plays in the background).

Well, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... 😄

[Frank Blank]

6 minutes ago, Ricky 4000 said:

Well, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... 😄

...stick an orange up its ar5e?

[Maude]

2 minutes ago, Frank Blank said:

...stick an orange up its ar5e?

Ooh what a Terror! 

[Frank Blank]

Just now, Maude said:

Ooh what a Terror! 

It’s the only way to get a duck to compliment Black Forest Gateau...