Available - bassist with an enormous ....

[musicbassman]

Bass players, eh?

This has to be the finest JMB ad I've seen in a long time !

 

[fleabag]

I'd like to meet that dude and have a pint with him 

 

[Trueno]

Great ad!

Careful when you say "I'll play anything" though... I had to play the Hokey Cokey once.  Rock'n'roll, eh?

[yorks5stringer]

This guy posts regularly in the Somerset JMB:

https://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/bass-guitarist-looking-for-a-band-t1202340.html

[dmccombe7]

An honest bass player. Refreshing ad. Tell it like it is then everyone knows what they are getting up front 

Dave

[Dan Dare]

Excellent. I hope he gets a nice lucrative gig out of it. 

[uk_lefty]

First honest player available ad! 

[rushbo]

Cheeky, honest, funny and absolutely clear. Beautifully done. 

[dave_bass5]

Other than drive and argue, that could well be me in that ad. 

[TimR]

13 hours ago, dave_bass5 said:

Other than drive and argue, that could well be me in that ad. 

No it couldn’t. 

[BassTractor]

24 minutes ago, TimR said:

No it couldn’t. 

You're gonna reel in a line with an empty hook.
@dave_bass5 has no time to argue; he's out leisure-driving the band van today.

[dave_bass5]

31 minutes ago, TimR said:

No it couldn’t. 

Yes It bloody well could.......🙂

[ped]

IBTL

[Hellzero]

IBTLT.

[martthebass]

This could be me! Had to check that it wasn’t 😂