Poster - any artwork gurus here ?

[fleabag]

I know there are some right clever peeps on here,  colour blind electricians,  etc,

So.. can anyone sort this out ..?   We're after making  a poster for the band. Though we should have done this 18 months ago, no one has the talent. We just did a gig last night, 16th, and we were so effing brilliant     they want us back for New Years eve, but would like some posters.

The keys/synth fruitcake wants to put ( see attachments ) the afro and the raybans on the donkey. Is that possible ?

TVM   !

 

[fleabag]

Just so you know we exist ...last nights gigger in Buckingham

 

[hooky_lowdown]

If you can't find anyone, this site will help you out...

https://www.fiverr.com/categories/graphics-design/poster-design

 

[RossHetherington]

I'm an Architect so fairly adept at Photoshop based nonsense if you need any help.

[Burns-bass]

If we expect musicians to be paid, designers should be too 🙂

[fleabag]

Whoever said they wouldnt be paid ?

You jumped the gun a bit there

[fleabag]

1 hour ago, RossHetherington said:

I'm an Architect so fairly adept at Photoshop based nonsense if you need any help.

Thanks Ross ( and you hooky )

Ross, can you do the sillyness as in my first post ? 

[RossHetherington]

Shall send you a Pm

[fleabag]

Got it. At least  nosey-bass cant stick his trunk in there

 

[SpondonBassed]

Proof of concept:-

[fleabag]

That is brilliant

 

[Oopsdabassist]

I've played the New Inn....'cosy' ain't it? Great atmosphere though.

[SpondonBassed]

7 hours ago, fleabag said:

That is brilliant

 

Very kind of you to say.  Thank you.

You may use it as you see fit.  I just wanted to see what the idea looked like roughed out.  I think it's great "branding" for the band.

[BassTractor]

7 hours ago, fleabag said:

That is brilliant

Aye.
The keys/synth fruitcake, like every keys/synth fruitcake, is brilliant, as of course is SpondonBassed. 🙂

[Teebs]

Just seen this thread - that's fab @SpondonBassed
 

[SpondonBassed]

2 hours ago, BassTractor said:

Aye.
The keys/synth fruitcake, like every keys/synth fruitcake, is brilliant, as of course is SpondonBassed. 🙂

Quite right about the first bit.

It was neither my idea nor did I supply the images.

[BassTractor]

3 minutes ago, SpondonBassed said:

It was neither my idea nor did I supply the images.

Ah, but then again, you's brilliant despite the picture. 😄

[SpondonBassed]

13 minutes ago, BassTractor said:

Ah, but then again, you's brilliant despite the picture. 😄

Aw gee shucks.  Guffaw guffaw.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I wonder what he's after?)

[BassTractor]

1 minute ago, SpondonBassed said:

(I wonder what he's after?)

I'm a simple guy. I just want more of your posts

 

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and your wallet.

[fleabag]

4 hours ago, Oopsdabassist said:

I've played the New Inn....'cosy' ain't it? Great atmosphere though.

The crowd were superb. They love their live music. Makes a refreshing change from playing in a pub where no one is paying attention and the night ends up like a paid rehearsal.

Our drummist and singist are married and they've known the Louise and her husband for 25 years, so thats how we got the gig. Lovely landlords. They also love their live muisc.

Bloody tight though. We got 7 people in that corner , Ooops mate

 

[fleabag]

4 hours ago, SpondonBassed said:

Very kind of you to say.  Thank you.

You may use it as you see fit.  I just wanted to see what the idea looked like roughed out.  I think it's great "branding" for the band.

Thanks Spon 

I put it to the band, but apart from me and the keys man nutjob,  they thought it was a tad unprofessional. ☹️

 

Edited November 18, 2019 by fleabag

[fleabag]

They liked this ...bluddy party poopers !

[PunkPonyPrincess]

Unprofessional is good,, it stands out in a sea of po-faced wannabe professionals taking everything too damn seriously. I put my fursona/basschat icon on a download card and people say she’s cute and looks a little bit like me. 

Edited November 18, 2019 by PunkPonyPrincess

[SpondonBassed]

2 hours ago, fleabag said:

Thanks Spon 

I put it to the band, but apart from me and the keys man nutjob,  they thought it was a tad unprofessional. ☹️

 

Never mind.

Perhaps we could find an image of a professional donkey to paste over the cowboy's   a s s   but I hear they charge consultancy fees just for answering the 'phone.

Edited November 18, 2019 by SpondonBassed

[fleabag]

Could they take payment in carrots ?