Muzz Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 10 hours ago, lozkerr said: Step this way and I'll show you. No, it's OK, no need to tell your mates where you're going. We're coming straight back. I know it's a dark scary corridor, but look at it from my point of view: I've got to walk back along here on my own later...ooops. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles'tone Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 49 minutes ago, musicbassman said: There's a knitting section as well ??? This site gets better and better... That just had me in stitches.. 😙 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicbassman Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, miles'tone said: That just had me in stitches.. 😙 2 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, miles'tone said: That just had me in stitches.. 😙 You can drop that right now, there’s nothing worse than BC punning to give me the needle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, ezbass said: You can drop that right now, there’s nothing worse than BC punning to give me the needle. Sew annoying, darn it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, musicbassman said: OK so now I have a whole new type of GAS. Does it come in beige or brown and (obviously) is it any good for metal? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 hours ago, musicbassman said: What a pearler! 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, leftybassman392 said: What a pearler! 👌 I sense a pattern developing here... ...but the puns are just getting worsted! Sorry, alpaca my things and go... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Teebs said: I sense a pattern developing here... ...but the puns are just getting worsted! Sorry, alpaca my things and go... I had to pullover just to say weave it out son, you’re a looming nuisance. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Frank Blank said: I had to pullover just to say weave it out son, you’re a looming nuisance. I think ewe are being a bit harsh! That kind of talk will damage our relationsheep! So stop bleating on and go and fleece someone else! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Theodore Logan, III Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, Silvia Bluejay said: Cough cough. Aherm. 😉 (...lewd comment aside...) I noticed that this particular basschat member was honoured to have their title displayed in a rather alluring hue of green shade. My initial thoughts on the matter pertained to that of an Orwellian notion of inequality amongst piers presented in the allegorical novella “Animal Farm". Utterly appalled by the absence of uniformity amongst allegedly “equal" members I sought to discover the reasons as to why basschat saw fit to have this particular member's title presented in a rather outstanding colour whilst the majority should remain so banal in their presentation. My endeavour lead me to exercise my rights in viewing the limited details of another Basschat user's profile and upon doing so I was pleased discover, albeit relieved, that this particular member was a moderator to this very site, thus presenting me with a logical explanation and ultimately a plausible answer to my original quandary. Alas, my thoughts could rest and all notion of inequality amongst piers within the domain of the basschat website were quashed. I could continue with my daily rituals and tasks in good faith and for a short while I was contented and ultimately at peace both spiritually and mentally... This was until I read that the member in question was ranked a “Bass-playing bird"... My attention was immediately then brought to the user's profile picture which to my horror confirmed my initial fear that this basschat member or “moderator" as they might have you believe was, in fact, a bird that was proficient in playing the bass guitar. The notion and physical implications completely eluded me... Further to my dismay, I then came upon a picture presented several posts beneath the original text. The image was so shocking and unsettling that I cannot begin to describe to you what I saw however I have managed to source and display the image at the bottom of this page for your viewing should you feel the necessity to do so. The above factor and the preceding image below have lead to my concluding that; The basschat website that is presented before the reader's very eyes today was crafted and is currently moderated by “animals"!... How ironic and almost droll that my original contemplation regarding the equality amongst animals should lead me to this very fascinating yet utterly disturbing, and ever perplexing discovery... Edited November 27, 2019 by Ted Theodore Logan, III because the animals made me 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 (edited) For the bass cardigan lovers and prog rock fans... Edited November 27, 2019 by ead 2 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 People's willingness to share knowledge, as exemplified by @ead's explaining that if you mix yellow with green, you get orange! 😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, BassTractor said: People's willingness to share knowledge, as exemplified by @ead's explaining that if you mix yellow with green, you get orange! 😉 Ah but this is neither colour mixing by addition or subtraction but by knitting. Rules apply that are not widely known in this universe Plus the green bit had slipped at the time of the image 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles'tone Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 49 minutes ago, Ted Theodore Logan, III said: (...lewd comment aside...) I noticed that this particular basschat member was honoured to have their title displayed in a rather alluring hue of green shade. My initial thoughts on the matter pertained to that of an Orwellian notion of inequality amongst piers presented in the allegorical novella “Animal Farm". This was until I read that the member in question was ranked a “Bass-playing bird"... I think you misspelt 'Orvillian'. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvia Bluejay Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I'm also loving the concept of 'inequality amongst piers'! Keep 'em coming, guys! (npi) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Silvia Bluejay said: I'm also loving the concept of 'inequality amongst piers'! Keep 'em coming, guys! (npi) Do we need a 'show us your piers' topic so we can decide? You know it makes sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, ead said: Do we need a 'show us your piers' topic so we can decide? You know it makes sense. I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Skinnyman said: I win. Gaaaaargh - Cleethorpes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Or did you mean......? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Just now, Skinnyman said: Or did you mean......? That is a vile abomination of a Pier. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Skinnyman said: Or did you mean......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvia Bluejay Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 (edited) Oh, as we were also talking about birds, I thought you meant to show a tit on that photo. Edited November 27, 2019 by Silvia Bluejay 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Skinnyman said: I win. This is also Cleethorpes Pier - more recently... Anyway, I WIN!!! Manchester's Beautiful Pier: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Teebs said: This is also Cleethorpes Pier - more recently... Anyway, I WIN!!! Manchester's Beautiful Pier: Wow. The Irwell's looking nicer than I remember...... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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