....as Carol Kaye, Bootsy or John Paul Jones.
My one finger doesn't hit the strings like James Jamerson when playing my Yammy PJ, even though I've been reliably told that all P basses (and J basses and indeed all gear) sound the same.
My pedal board doesn't make me sound anything close to Geddy Lee.
(And as for crisps, it's gotta be cheese and onion!)
If you could sound the same as one of your bass heroes who would he or she be? What's your favourite bass line by them?