Might need a set up

[upside downer]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Worlds-Ugliest-BASS-Guitar-Fretless-2x4-Primative-UGLY-1-OF-1-3-Strings-Weird/333529125210?hash=item4da7e2915a:g:RD4AAOSwDMtdp5-3

[Hellzero]

WTF is this ? How dare people try to sell such atrocities ?

[Happy Jack]

I think it's safe to assume that this is intended to be a joke.

[oldslapper]

Oh THAT’S where it ended up. 

Started off as a 5 string W@l but I see it’s had some mods over the years.

I would.....

[Bassassin]

Great to see MDP upping his game!

[Beedster]

"Sounds worse than it looks almost unplayable"

[Bassassin]

4 hours ago, Happy Jack said:

I think it's safe to assume that this is intended to be a joke.

In a world where this exists, never assume anything...

(I know we're not supposed to, but I was genuinely in stitches over that. The defret. The tuners. The position dots. Oh god, the position dots... I'm starting to think he deserves some kind of award... )

[Stub Mandrel]

The attention to detail - it's a 5-string bridge 🙂

But refreshingly honest " This is probably the Worlds Ugliest BASS Guitar on earth if You can call it that. Fretless 2x4 Primative UGLY 1 OF 1-  3 Strings. Sounds worse than it looks almost unplayable. High action.  Condition is Used. "