CHALLENGE!!! Post A Picture Of The Most Ridiculous Bass You Can Find! (Just One Picture Per Person!)

[Pea Turgh]

Winner! 

[binky_bass]

I think it's time to close this thread and find a winner! Ironically, the two posts with the most 'likes' are those of quite uninteresting basses! 

I have no idea how to create a poll, anyone know? If not, I'll just select my personal favourite and send the winner a very much uninteresting prize! 

[itu]

3 hours ago, therealting said:

I guarantee none of you have a bass quite as impractical to cart around as the Octabass.

But I am pretty sure, that the pedal bass notes are meant to play with this.

[binky_bass]

On 10/03/2020 at 12:50, Bassassin said:

 

By the decree of the wife, this one wins. 

@Bassassin, PM me your address good sir, and I shall send you something awful for your troubles! You like 'alive' things right...?

(Disclaimer, item will not be alive)

Edited April 17, 2020 by binky_bass

[nige1968]

13 hours ago, therealting said:

I guarantee none of you have a bass quite as impractical to cart around as the Octabass.

Is that an access ladder at the top? For when you need to tune it up?

[therealting]

3 hours ago, nige1968 said:

Is that an access ladder at the top? For when you need to tune it up?

If you look carefully, the tuners are at the bottom!

[nige1968]

29 minutes ago, therealting said:

If you look carefully, the tuners are at the bottom!

Way cool. Are the paddly things at the top its ears?

[therealting]

1 minute ago, nige1968 said:

Way cool. Are the paddly things at the top its ears?

They’re notorious amongst Octabass spouses for pretending to not hear what you just said. So who knows

Edited April 18, 2020 by therealting

[TheGreek]

Probably not a winner but it seems to satisfy the title of the thread

Edited April 18, 2020 by TheGreek

[JakeBrownBass]

NSFW

 

[Hellzero]

Too bad, the thread is over...

[JottoSW1]

6 hours ago, JakeBrownBass said:

NSFW

 

If the Pubes were Blonde you could call it the Boris Bass !

[bassbiscuits]

2 hours ago, JottoSW1 said:

If the Pubes were Blonde you could call it the Boris Bass !

And a short scale version could be a Trump Bass. 

[sykilz]

On 17/04/2020 at 10:08, spectoremg said:

Maybe I'm an odd sort, but I would really like to have one of these. Preferably in black. Then I can pretend I'm a bass playing James Hetfield. Oooooo yeah!!

[Hellzero]

And try this bass in a jazz big band, just to see the head of the conductor. 🤣

Edited April 19, 2020 by Hellzero
F*cking bloody sausages

[BreadBin]

43 minutes ago, sykilz said:

Maybe I'm an odd sort, but I would really like to have one of these. Preferably in black. Then I can pretend I'm a bass playing James Hetfield. Oooooo yeah!!

I'm with you, I like it 👍

[JottoSW1]

5 hours ago, bassbiscuits said:

And a short scale version could be a Trump Bass. 

Short scale narrow string spacing for tiny hands!

[JottoSW1]

4 hours ago, BreadBin said:

I'm with you, I like it 👍

Me too

[bassbiscuits]

3 hours ago, JottoSW1 said:

Short scale narrow string spacing for tiny hands!

I’ve got the best hands. Everyone says so. My doctor says they’re the best hands ever on a president blah blah 

[Jus Lukin]

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Edited March 4, 2022 by Jus Lukin

[MacDaddy]

16 minutes ago, Jus Lukin said:

This one's pretty wild!

Ooh I like that 😎

[spectoremg]

59 minutes ago, Jus Lukin said:

This one's pretty wild!

It's a Precision made better. 

[AndyTravis]

Bender Collision Bass - cool.

[cetera]

On 16/04/2020 at 20:34, kodiakblair said:

Bloody Hell !!

I'd kill for a Staccato bass. Think @cetera has one.

I do indeed. Mine's a nicer, more compact shape though....

[JottoSW1]

21 hours ago, spectoremg said:

It's a Precision made better. 

The Salvador Dali Signature Precision?