Skybone Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Any of the Khanate albums, or a spot of Crass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist by Waking The Cadaver will surely see the room empty fairly quickly. Or maybe Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse (who strangely featured in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective). Them be room cleaners unless you can tolerate the blackest of metals! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 When I worked in a pub in Calne, Wiltshire, I put on Wagner's flight of the valkyries to help clear out the punters so we could lock up. It worked really well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus Lukin Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 (edited) - Edited March 4, 2022 by Jus Lukin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus Lukin Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 (edited) - Edited March 4, 2022 by Jus Lukin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingPrawn Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Some great songs mentioned. My personal favourite is this. Not only does it remove all family from my space. I use it at the end of gigs to clear the venue and restore my musical balance. I think it's the resonance that gets them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 I used to work in Nigeria. We used to find that if you wanted rid of any locals from the office, you just had to stick on any guitar based music. They hated it. They go for all that hip hop jazz funk rubbish. I can't get rid of anyone from our house as my Mrs is into far darker metal than me. Her son has gotten so used to it that he doesn't bother either. Our cat from a kitten has slept right in front of a blaring speaker and the dog doesn't bother either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 When we first started dating she was up one night and I was playing music on random. Some really heavy song came on and I apologised and said I'll change that. She said no, leave it on, I like it. I thought then, this is a keeper! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking Spiders Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 2 hours ago, KingPrawn said: Some great songs mentioned. My personal favourite is this. Not only does it remove all family from my space. I use it at the end of gigs to clear the venue and restore my musical balance. I think it's the resonance that gets them. Good to see another here who enjoys a bit of Biosphere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coilte Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Smalls Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Some folks might find Schoenberg's attempt at a little song quite annoying: And many won't find much to dance to here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Jimmie Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 21 hours ago, inthedoghouse said: Ha ha ha ha , that would surely drive away even the hardiest of potiential well-wishers! 🙂 🙂 When I first saw the title 'Machine Gun' I naturally immediately think of The Band of Gypsies, but then I remembered this single I had a very long time ago, and I think I might still have. I wonder did anyone else here have timeless classic this back in the day? Went to see a band that came onstage while Up With People played over the PA. Action Man would have also worked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonEdward Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Easy.. my own! I have zero shame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkgod Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 18 hours ago, Little Dragon said: At my shop, when open, I pick the music and the album which gets the most bemused looks from 'yoofs' is probably Zappa's Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch. Try 200 motels, guaranteed to empty any room quicker than shouting "coronavirus" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brook_fan Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Steve Reich “Music for 18 Musicians”. My partner and I sat down to watch a piece of contemporary dance called “Rain” the other night which used this piece. After the 55 minute minimalist masterpiece had finished she declared that if she ever heard another note of Steve Reich it would be too soon!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Sun Ra "Space is the Place" Ornete Coleman "Free Jazz". John Coltrane "Ascension". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visog Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Anything by Allan Holdsworth... but boy do I like it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyP Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 A local pub always played Neil Sedaka tracks at closing time to ensure the punters made a quick exit. I quite like Sedaka's later stuff but have tired of "Calendar Girl" and "Happy Birthday Sweet 16". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Funny. Some thoughts...When I first heard Chariots of Fire by The Bad Plus I was driving in my car and I had to pull over. I never heard a song so eloquently disassembled before (and what bass!). When I had dance parties at The Animal House I could clear the floor with The Mothers "Billy The Mountain". The Art Bears clears rooms faster than Lysol. This Heat. My mother called Steve Hillage "Rainbow Dome Music" "torture music". Music for 18 Musicians can either be life-changing for people, or make them scream. I practice with headphones as to not offend my roomies. I swear I never know what my girlfriend will like or dislike. She seems to enjoy anything I play on thought. And she really likes bass players Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Smalls Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 If you want to chase me out of a room all you've got to play is some saccharine country, or generic boy/girl band pop... However, when I used to DJ back in the 80s, after a night of predominately PFunk and electro type grooves I'd play this (everybody usually jumped about crazily) Followed by this to get 'em out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japhet Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Isn't the idea to be able to stay in the room yourself? I'd be first out the door with most of this stuff. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Valdemar Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 My wife finds it difficult to be in the same room as Cardiacs or Kate Bush. The music, I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking Spiders Posted May 17, 2020 Author Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Cosmo Valdemar said: My wife finds it difficult to be in the same room as Cardiacs or Kate Bush. The music, I mean. Dunno the cardiacs but I'm with your wife (so to speak) viz Kate Bush. Mrs Spiders mkII was a mega fan. This would have me running out of the house, into the hills, across the seas and far into the deep blue yonder Edited May 17, 2020 by Barking Spiders 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) My love of The Dillinger Escape Plan means I normally have to listen on headphones, but if I want to get rid of the children it's a good shout Edited May 17, 2020 by Graham One day I'll proof read before posting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casapete Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Japhet said: Isn't the idea to be able to stay in the room yourself? I'd be first out the door with most of this stuff. You wouldn’t, I’d be in front of you.......🥴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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