Neck like a broom handle - you have no idea

[Happy Jack]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-52843846

 

[stewblack]

Classic understated response from the judge. 

[Drax]

Loved the Aussie 'Sorry Mate'.. 

[ubit]

I wish someone would pay me 5 grand to stroke them with a broom. I would be all over that like a rash!

[oldslapper]

“Entry was not with intent to intimidate."

 Depends on which end of the broom your holding 😳

[Newfoundfreedom]

The weirdest thing about that whole story is having noodles with bacon and eggs. 

[Jus Lukin]

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Edited March 5, 2022 by Jus Lukin

[jacko]

Can't help thinking this would appeal to Compo Simmonite and Nora Batty.