Dom in Dorset Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) From Kiss' Crazy Nights "A million ways to bury you alive" Maybe I lack imagination? I just chuck them in a hole and start shovelling. Edited July 1, 2020 by Dom in Dorset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small Not in 1967, Ms Slick. Also, had you known my mother, you wouldn't have been so sanguine about her sense of phamacological responsibility. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozza Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 You Shook Me All Night Long. Now I'm paralysed from the neck down, you a-hole! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking Spiders Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 Herewith is the ultra-sappy 'I've never been to me' First she starts off saying she's been to Georgia and California -not mentioning specifically which parts but that's by the by. I've been to Rhyl and Clacton but it's not worth putting in song. Then she says 'Oh, I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece'. This is where we know she's telling utter porkies about her travel adventures. If she'd really ever been to Greece she'd know that it's bordered to the north by Albania, Macedonia and Bulgaria and to the east by Turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Highway to Hell? Rather than accuse this of being a lie, I will graciously assume a minor spelling mistake and believe you are fact referring to the M62 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 15 hours ago, Stub Mandrel said: I've just gone through a number of Bob Calvert's lyrics looking for non-sequiturs and although his musings on the nature of space are unconventional they have a disturbing tendency to be factually accurate. I mean "Space is neither truth nor lies" isn't going to get you an astrophysics PhD but it's undeniably true... However, I do think that Hawkwind exaggerated the capabilities of their silver machine somewhat. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, Bobthedog said: Highway to Hell? Rather than accuse this of being a lie, I will graciously assume a minor spelling mistake and believe you are fact referring to the M62 Isn't that "the road to hell"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Hope I die before I get old. - well maybe the drummer did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 39 minutes ago, Bobthedog said: Highway to Hell? Rather than accuse this of being a lie, I will graciously assume a minor spelling mistake and believe you are fact referring to the M62 Yes! I mean that would be an ecumenical matter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Dom in Dorset said: "Early morning, April four Shot rings out in the Memphis sky" Martin Luther King was in fact shot at 6pm . This is one of many reasons why I don't like U2. Early evening would have fitted just as good. This is why Bonio is such a twatt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 22 minutes ago, MacDaddy said: Isn't that "the road to hell"? Do you mean the M62? I was thinking of the AC/DC album. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 I'm a superstitious girl, I'm the worst in the world, Never walk under ladders, I keep a rabbit's tail. - Life. Des'ree Oh Des'ree, if you thought having a piece of toast was preferable to seeing a ghost and you are kinda paranoid, you should probably start keeping a rabbit's foot. Still. Despite all the cacky lyrics, it's a guilty pleasure of mine... and the lyrics actually make me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRev Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' Well, you say it four times in the song, Elton, so it can't be that difficult. 'Anemone' is a much harder word than 'sorry' IMHO. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, TheRev said: 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' Well, you say it four times in the song, Elton, so it can't be that difficult. 'Anemone' is a much harder word than 'sorry' IMHO. Try disesttablishmentarianism! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Just now, ubit said: Try disesttablishmentarianism! No, don't. I tried it and found myself branded an apostate, glued to the underside of a donkey and banished from the West Lothian Women's Institute Cake and Coffee Jamboree. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Just now, Frank Blank said: No, don't. I tried it and found myself branded an apostate, glued to the underside of a donkey and banished from the West Lothian Women's Institute Cake and Coffee Jamboree. You as well, huh? I miss the Madeira and Walnut ones the most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Just now, Bridgehouse said: You as well, huh? I miss the Madeira and Walnut ones the most I'm a Victoria sponge man myself, boring, predictable, maybe but you can't go wrong with a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, TheRev said: 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' Well, you say it four times in the song, Elton, so it can't be that difficult. 'Anemone' is a much harder word than 'sorry' IMHO. I tend to struggle with the word 'trajectory', scuppered my career in ballistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Just now, Frank Blank said: I'm a Victoria sponge man myself, boring, predictable, maybe but you can't go wrong with a classic. I'm more of a fudge finger man myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, ubit said: I'm more of a fudge finger man myself! So I've heard son, public school, Sandhurst, what did you expect? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 37 minutes ago, Bobthedog said: Do you mean the M62? I was thinking of the AC/DC album. 😀 My car was once blown into the next lane by the winds atop the M62. Severely lucky there were no cars there, or I might not be here to post this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Frank Blank said: No, don't. I tried it and found myself branded an apostate, glued to the underside of a donkey and banished from the West Lothian Women's Institute Cake and Coffee Jamboree. An offering perhaps? Maybe the unborn foetus of a camel held aloft on a burning spear. I hear they are suckers for that kind of affair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, ubit said: An offering perhaps? Maybe the unborn foetus of a camel held aloft on a burning spear. I hear they are suckers for that kind of affair. Sir, if you are suggesting for a moment that the Women's Institute (West Lothian Branch) are some sort of pagan cabal then... oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Dom in Dorset said: "Early morning, April four Shot rings out in the Memphis sky" Martin Luther King was in fact shot at 6pm . This is one of many reasons why I don't like U2. It was early morning somewhere on the planet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfalex v1.1 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dad3353 said: It was early morning somewhere on the planet. What's the time difference between Memphis and Dublin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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