Kill them with fire now ....

[Angel]

[Doctor J]

Just what the world needs, another Jazz clo... wait a minute... what the hell is going on there? They look like they’re in pain!

[Bassassin]

Saw these - or things like these - a few years ago, so unnecessarily foul I can't imagine why they still exist.

Pointless, ugly & downright wrong.

[super al]

Looks like they're over compensating for neck dive!

[thedontcarebear]

Is that a bad Photoshop?!

[Chiliwailer]

Like the experimental Ripleys in Alien 4

[BreadBin]

Sloth love Chunk!

[Newfoundfreedom]

Designed by Dali?

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

I quite like the look of them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not really - they are hideous

[Skybone]

What's the name of the maker?

Quasimodo?

[Heathy]

Looks like a 'lockdown project'.

 

[Dom in Dorset]

Put the neck on straight and I'll have one.

[Bolo]

How do they look in action?

[Doctor J]

Like a cry for help.

[pete.young]

[Jus Lukin]

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Edited March 8, 2022 by Jus Lukin

[Roger2611]

Why, just why?

[thodrik]

3 hours ago, Chiliwailer said:

Like the experimental Ripleys in Alien 4

I was just going to post that!

[Guest]

Aaarrgghhh, my beautiful eyes!

[Dan Dare]

Must be hot in the factory where they're made. They're melting.

[dudewheresmybass]

1 hour ago, pete.young said:

This is fun and not entirely serious. 
the op however..... 🤮

[PaulThePlug]

like a jazz in front of a fairground mirror...

[NickD]

Go home Configurator.... you're drunk!

(They'd look ace with fan frets though!)

[anzoid]

Jazz bass with a bad back

[howdenspur]

Ah, that's what they mean by an "offset body".