Nail Soup Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 (Inspired by @stewblack topic about Bass heaven) There's an old joke, based on crude outdated stereotypes unfortunately.....something like: In Heaven the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss - whereas in Hell the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian. However the format's OK......... so I had a bash at a bass player version: - In Heaven the bass players have the image of Sid Vicious, the playing ability of Carol Kaye and the ego of John Deacon. - In Hell the bass players have the image of John Deacon, The playing ability of Sid Vicious and the ego of Carol Kaye. Can anyone come up with a bass/musical version? 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiram.k.hackenbacker Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Hell is just any bass guitar show I’ve ever been to 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooky_lowdown Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Nail Soup said: Hell... the ego of Carol Kaye. You didn't think this through did you??? 🙈🙈🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewblack Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Heaven - the raw animal power of Lemmy, the smile of Kinga Glyk.... I think you can all see where this is heading 😬 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Hell is full of banjo players!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfoundfreedom Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 33 minutes ago, chris_b said: Hell is full of banjo players!! Nope. Hell is full of jazz musicians. At least, mine is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nail Soup Posted October 24, 2020 Author Share Posted October 24, 2020 11 hours ago, hooky_lowdown said: You didn't think this through did you??? 🙈🙈🙈 I was thinking of the running jokes on Basschat about Carol🤔........ is there a better candidate for a talented bass player with a bad ego? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 I suspect John Deacon has indulged in far more rock and roll excess than his image suggests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassace Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Newfoundfreedom said: Nope. Hell is full of jazz musicians. At least, mine is. Au contraire. Heaven is a jazz musician is playing a blues. Hell is a guitarist playing ‘The Blues’. Edited October 24, 2020 by bassace Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassace Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, wateroftyne said: I suspect John Deacon has indulged in far more rock and roll excess than his image suggests. And I’m sure he can afford a decent pair of trousers here and there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewblack Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 I once put up a curtain pole for a man who's girlfriend is the niece of John Deacon. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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