Jump to content
Why become a member? ×

Recommended Posts

Posted

If I'd been on the poll list I'd have won, as I can accurately reproduce (*) not only all of Stanley Clarke's solos in the amazing "Schooldays", but I can do it while supping a pint of Jennings SneckLifter and scoffing a Tunnock's Teacake.

 

 

 

 

* on my record player

 

 

 

 

  • Haha 1
Posted

5 for me too. 

4 hours ago, binky_bass said:

Look, let's just settle this now. Everyone knows that I'm the best bassist in the world, I mean I can play Smoke On The Water AND Seven Nation Army. My skills are limitless. 😋

But can you play both at same time. That's the sign of a great bassist, the ability to play numerous basslines simultaneously or even at the same time.  😂

I was once voted Best Bassist in my house. I was quite chuffed with that. I even presented myself with a nice hot coffee and choccie biscuit to celebrate. It was a close call tho as my wife voted for someone else 😂

Dave 🎅

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Posted
2 minutes ago, Leonard Smalls said:

If I'd been on the poll list I'd have won, as I can accurately reproduce (*) not only all of Stanley Clarke's solos in the amazing "Schooldays", but I can do it while supping a pint of Jennings SneckLifter and scoffing a Tunnock's Teacake.

 

 

 

 

* on my record player

 

 

 

 

WOW you got my vote. I'm inpressed. 😂

Dave

Posted
9 minutes ago, dmccombe7 said:

5 for me too. 

But can you play both at same time. That's the sign of a great bassist, the ability to play numerous basslines simultaneously or even at the same time.  😂

I was once voted Best Bassist in my house. I was quite chuffed with that. I even presented myself with a nice hot coffee and choccie biscuit to celebrate. It was a close call tho as my wife voted for someone else 😂

Dave 🎅

Both at the same time? What are you some kind of wizardman? Surely only those who embrace the dark forces could perform such majesty! 

  • Haha 1
Posted
33 minutes ago, binky_bass said:

Both at the same time? What are you some kind of wizardman? Surely only those who embrace the dark forces could perform such majesty! 

I thought perhaps you were Darth binky_bass. 

I am a follower of such forces and have listened many many times to the great Demons and Wizards. I have reached those dizzy heights of being able to play 2 notes simultaneously and am studying to achieve full bass chords. Only then will i be able to enter the Kingdom of Madness and Carry on with my Wayward Son.

Dave😂

  • Haha 1
Posted
18 hours ago, hiram.k.hackenbacker said:

Great to hear that he is officially ‘better’ than Geddy Lee 🙄.

Clickbait garbage.

It's one step away from 'Doctors hate this weird trick to get rid of belly fat."

  • Haha 2
Posted
43 minutes ago, bassbiscuits said:

It's one step away from 'Doctors hate this weird trick to get rid of belly fat."

 

Bassists won't believe who is on the list!

Posted (edited)

I made an official complaint, and the list now goes to 11.  Might be a joke in there somewhere

 

bass2.jpg

Edited by fleabag
Posted
21 hours ago, bassbiscuits said:

It's one step away from 'Doctors hate this weird trick to get rid of belly fat."

Please share. I could do with that. 😂

Dave

  • Haha 1
Posted
On 09/12/2020 at 07:44, Rich said:

Rubbish like this just makes me cross. Music isn't a bloody competition, FFS.

I quote a very smart man who once said

 

Music is ART not SPORT, there is no scoring , (except of the music onto paper, )

  • Like 2
Posted
On 09/12/2020 at 12:36, dmccombe7 said:

5 for me too. 

But can you play both at same time. That's the sign of a great bassist, the ability to play numerous basslines simultaneously or even at the same time.  😂

I was once voted Best Bassist in my house. I was quite chuffed with that. I even presented myself with a nice hot coffee and choccie biscuit to celebrate. It was a close call tho as my wife voted for someone else 😂

Dave 🎅

The Milkman?

  • Haha 1

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...