Leonard Smalls Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 If I'd been on the poll list I'd have won, as I can accurately reproduce (*) not only all of Stanley Clarke's solos in the amazing "Schooldays", but I can do it while supping a pint of Jennings SneckLifter and scoffing a Tunnock's Teacake. * on my record player 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 5 for me too. 4 hours ago, binky_bass said: Look, let's just settle this now. Everyone knows that I'm the best bassist in the world, I mean I can play Smoke On The Water AND Seven Nation Army. My skills are limitless. 😋 But can you play both at same time. That's the sign of a great bassist, the ability to play numerous basslines simultaneously or even at the same time. 😂 I was once voted Best Bassist in my house. I was quite chuffed with that. I even presented myself with a nice hot coffee and choccie biscuit to celebrate. It was a close call tho as my wife voted for someone else 😂 Dave 🎅 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Leonard Smalls said: If I'd been on the poll list I'd have won, as I can accurately reproduce (*) not only all of Stanley Clarke's solos in the amazing "Schooldays", but I can do it while supping a pint of Jennings SneckLifter and scoffing a Tunnock's Teacake. * on my record player WOW you got my vote. I'm inpressed. 😂 Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, dmccombe7 said: 5 for me too. But can you play both at same time. That's the sign of a great bassist, the ability to play numerous basslines simultaneously or even at the same time. 😂 I was once voted Best Bassist in my house. I was quite chuffed with that. I even presented myself with a nice hot coffee and choccie biscuit to celebrate. It was a close call tho as my wife voted for someone else 😂 Dave 🎅 Both at the same time? What are you some kind of wizardman? Surely only those who embrace the dark forces could perform such majesty! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 33 minutes ago, binky_bass said: Both at the same time? What are you some kind of wizardman? Surely only those who embrace the dark forces could perform such majesty! I thought perhaps you were Darth binky_bass. I am a follower of such forces and have listened many many times to the great Demons and Wizards. I have reached those dizzy heights of being able to play 2 notes simultaneously and am studying to achieve full bass chords. Only then will i be able to enter the Kingdom of Madness and Carry on with my Wayward Son. Dave😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassbiscuits Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 18 hours ago, hiram.k.hackenbacker said: Great to hear that he is officially ‘better’ than Geddy Lee 🙄. Clickbait garbage. It's one step away from 'Doctors hate this weird trick to get rid of belly fat." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 43 minutes ago, bassbiscuits said: It's one step away from 'Doctors hate this weird trick to get rid of belly fat." Bassists won't believe who is on the list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) I made an official complaint, and the list now goes to 11. Might be a joke in there somewhere Edited December 9, 2020 by fleabag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassbiscuits Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, MacDaddy said: Bassists won't believe who is on the list! Have you seen what Susan Boyle looks like these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking Spiders Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 08/12/2020 at 21:55, Doctor J said: But then what would be left on youtube? cats dancing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 21 hours ago, bassbiscuits said: It's one step away from 'Doctors hate this weird trick to get rid of belly fat." Please share. I could do with that. 😂 Dave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 "What do we want?" "LESS CLICKBAIT!" "When do we want it?" "THE ANSWER WILL AMAZE YOU!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzbass Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 09/12/2020 at 07:44, Rich said: Rubbish like this just makes me cross. Music isn't a bloody competition, FFS. I quote a very smart man who once said Music is ART not SPORT, there is no scoring , (except of the music onto paper, ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Apple Posted December 11, 2020 Author Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 09/12/2020 at 12:36, dmccombe7 said: 5 for me too. But can you play both at same time. That's the sign of a great bassist, the ability to play numerous basslines simultaneously or even at the same time. 😂 I was once voted Best Bassist in my house. I was quite chuffed with that. I even presented myself with a nice hot coffee and choccie biscuit to celebrate. It was a close call tho as my wife voted for someone else 😂 Dave 🎅 The Milkman? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 How did they find them in quarintine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visog Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Recalibrating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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