Baloney Balderdash Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 The bass ought to be a 2 string instrument! Anthony Jackson was wrong! All music without exception is far better off with the bass sticking to root notes! Tradition is there to be followed, who needs all them fancy new ideas, only spell troubles as far as I am concerned. In my opinion electricity was a mistake, look where it got us with global warming and all. Hell, we should never have invented the wheel to start with, it all went downhill after that. Just think about how many fires and deaths the discovery of how to make fire has cost us by now. ... Jaco who? Quote
Baloney Balderdash Posted January 7, 2021 Author Posted January 7, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Doctor J said: U ok hun? It's an ironic satirical piece, the [italic font] meant to indicate that this is a fictional piece, not my actual real personal opinion. Edited January 7, 2021 by Baloney Balderdash Quote
binky_bass Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) I for one hate wheels... all my cars have square tyres. The truth is wheels don't actually exist, they were invented by the Democrats to derail Trump. Electricity is a hoax, God is actually responsible for the light that comes out of light bulbs. Fire isn't actually hot at all, or red. It's just a figment of our collective imagination caused by subliminal messages on Ozzy Osborne albums. Edited January 8, 2021 by binky_bass 1 Quote
Graham Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 2 strings? We used to have one and count ourselves lucky 1 Quote
BassTractor Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) 16 hours ago, Baloney Balderdash said: The bass ought to be a 2 string instrument! Nonsense! 😡 It's not the amount of strings that counts. It's their length. Simply remove the dusty end, doing away with neck dive at the same time. Success! 😉 Edited January 8, 2021 by BassTractor Quote
binky_bass Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Basses should only have one string and one fret, and thats being overly generous. Quote
upside downer Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Basses should always have a whacking great lamp bolted on to them to help you see your fretboard in dark and dingy venues. WARNING! Neck dive may become an issue. Quote
Doctor J Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Do you know the weight? Is it heavy or... not? Quote
upside downer Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Doctor J said: Is it heavy or... not? I think it's meant to be or...nate 🤔 Quote
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