Go home Jackson - You’re drunk...(so bad it deserves it’s own thread...)

[AndyTravis]

Just...

 

[AndyTravis]

Oh god.

[AndyTravis]

[Grahambythesea]

They have to be kidding. It’s not April 1 is it?.

[AndyTravis]

Just now, Grahambythesea said:

They have to be kidding. It’s not April 1 is it?.

Every time I look at it - it gets worse.

[Guest]

What’s the V stand for in the model name? Vomit-inducing?

[Beedster]

How to get sued by three bass manufacturers?

[Beedster]

That would fail a primary school design project

[AndyTravis]

1 minute ago, FDC484950 said:

What’s the V stand for in the model name? Vomit-inducing?

I’d throw up on it, but it’d be an improvement rather than an insult.

[Guest]

Frickencrapper.

[AndyTravis]

3 minutes ago, FDC484950 said:

Frickencrapper.

Shittenbacker

[Cuzzie]

Nah, you guys got it all wrong

muttsnuttsenbacker

[AndyTravis]

1 minute ago, Cuzzie said:

Nah, you guys got it all wrong

muttsnuttsenbacker

You absolute fiend, dastardly...in fact, looks like an accessory for your chosen vehicle...

Wacky Basses.

Just. AWFUL.

[AndyTravis]

11 minutes ago, Beedster said:

That would fail a primary school design project

My school design projects were better. And I didn’t even try.

[Eldon Tyrell]

17 minutes ago, AndyTravis said:

This is really bad, beyond bad, actually. Spectra? They should have called it Spectre. That's what it reminds me of, a green spectre. It will definitely give me nightmares. Thank you, @AndyTravis

 

 

 

[Ricky 4000]

Mental.

[Paul S]

it is indeed a right load of Jackson.

[ezbass]

I like it. What's not to like? 

[AndyTravis]

3 minutes ago, Eldon Tyrell said:

This is really bad, beyond bad, actually. Spectra? They should have called it Spectre. That's what it reminds me of, a green spectre. It will definitely give me nightmares. Thank you, @AndyTravis

 

 

 

The spectre is a different model - apologies, I was too busy gipping to crop properly 

[ezbass]

Gotcha! 🤢

[AndyTravis]

1 minute ago, ezbass said:

I like it. What's not to like? 

I don’t know what to say.

[AndyTravis]

1 minute ago, ezbass said:

Gotcha! 🤢

Ah.

[Eldon Tyrell]

2 minutes ago, AndyTravis said:

The spectre is a different model - apologies, I was too busy gipping to crop properly 

Please don't show us any photos, I am already feeling sick 😉

[TheGreek]

Has somebody been rubbishing in other manufacturers bins??

Rick bridge, Fender MM scratchplate, P pups.....shouldn't it be called a bitsa?

[AndyTravis]

My brother (a guitarist)

”That green is straight out of the Lego box. Not good.
It looks like a kid with an old Jackson wanted a Rickenbacker so had a go themselves...”