Dad3353 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Yeah, but it's protein, man. Y'gotta have protein, right..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Maude said: Mmm, a tiny bit bottle of full fat milk that had sat in the sun for a couple of hours. How to turn someone off of milk for life, lesson one. I dunno, being classroom milk monitor was equivalent then to being on Tic Tac ( insert name of any other social media thang) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Gagging trying to force it down as you weren't allowed out to play until you'd drunk it all. If you were the last one you'd have to try and gag your way through it while the teacher stared, increasingly angrily at you. Physical, mental and emotional torment, all wrapped up in miniature milk bottle shaped package. Yep, best days of your life. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 Just now, Maude said: Gagging trying to force it down as you weren't allowed out to play until you'd drunk it all. If you were the last one you'd have to try and gag your way through it while the teacher stared, increasingly angrily at you. Physical, mental and emotional torment, all wrapped up in miniature milk bottle shaped package. Yep, best days of your life. 🙄 Bet you're partial to Cornish clotted cream mind? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Browning Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Maude said: Gagging trying to force it down as you weren't allowed out to play until you'd drunk it all. If you were the last one you'd have to try and gag your way through it while the teacher stared, increasingly angrily at you. Physical, mental and emotional torment, all wrapped up in miniature milk bottle shaped package. Yep, best days of your life. 🙄 We used to get a couple of little milk bottles with orange juice in. It was always a real triumph to nab one of those. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 Just now, Steve Browning said: We used to get a couple of little milk bottles with orange juice in. It was always a real triumph to nab one of those. So it was you that had them, what time did you sneak in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 28 minutes ago, yorks5stringer said: Bet you're partial to Cornish clotted cream mind? Now you're talking. If they want kids to get the goodness of milk inside them, why not have a cream tea? Much more civilised way of consuming dairy. Or a cheese board with nice glass of port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolverinebass Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Maude said: Or a cheese board with nice glass of port. I'd be voting for an assortment of Polish, Finnish and Russian vodkas with a packet of cigarettes actually. I would have said crack pipe, but sometimes you can overdo it. Plus this is a family forum. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Wolverinebass said: I'd be voting for an assortment of Polish, Finnish and Russian vodkas with a packet of cigarettes actually. I would have said crack pipe, but sometimes you can overdo it. Plus this is a family forum. But then you're not getting your daily milk. Unless you're talking milk vodka. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolverinebass Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Just now, Maude said: But then you're not getting your daily milk. Unless you're talking milk vodka. 😉 If you haven't had white Russian cornflakes you haven't lived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 So there's the selection we should be lobbying for kids to have at primary school. Small bottle of milk or orange juice. A cream tea. Cheese and port. Or a White Russian with a Silk Cut on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Browning Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 I wonder what Rog would be saying if he had to sort out the Who crew's visas and get the carnet done? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Steve Browning said: I wonder what Rog would be saying if he had to sort out the Who crew's visas and get the carnet done? “Who are you? Uncle Ernie, Cousin Kevin, The Real Me? I Can’t Explain!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 48 minutes ago, Maude said: Gagging trying to force it down as you weren't allowed out to play until you'd drunk it all. If you were the last one you'd have to try and gag your way through it while the teacher stared, increasingly angrily at you. Physical, mental and emotional torment, all wrapped up in miniature milk bottle shaped package. Yep, best days of your life. 🙄 This sounds horrifyingly familiar - childhood flashback time. Right, I’m off to hide from the bullies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 hour ago, yorks5stringer said: I blame Boris the Spider or maybe even Happy Jack? Oy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, ezbass said: “Who are you? Uncle Ernie, Cousin Kevin, The Real Me? I Can’t Explain!” Who's going to get the gigs? The Seeker How are we going to get there? Magic Bus. Which speaker cabs did you bring and where are they? Eminence Front What are you going to wear? Zoot Suit What time is the ferry? 5:15 What about all the new paperwork? We're Not Going To Take It. Won't we get shafted at customs without it? You Better You Bet. Roger. What? Get Out and Stay Out. Why? I've Had Enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 23 minutes ago, Maude said: Cheese and port. Or a White Russian with a Silk Cut on the side. So the suggestion is that the Silk Cut is a Substitute for cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Happy Jack said: So the suggestion is that the Silk Cut is a Substitute for cheese? Not at all. Your daily dairy can be milk/cream in your White Russian, or cheese to go with your port. You can't have both you know. 😁 Edited January 21, 2021 by Maude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 41 minutes ago, Maude said: Now you're talking. If they want kids to get the goodness of milk inside them, why not have a cream tea? Much more civilised way of consuming dairy. Or a cheese board with nice glass of port. Reminds me of the time The Jam and Cream both pulled out of a well known West Country Festival: they could not decide who was to go on first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Happy Jack said: Oy! Just checking you were awake and watching... Edited January 21, 2021 by yorks5stringer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjones Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad3353 said: But why, though..? Notwithstanding the rights or wrongs of the issue, surely there comes a point whereby one has to accept that it's a Fact of Life, like it or not, and move on..? I'm not suggesting that the cause is not just; merely that, maybe, it's a Lost Cause, and energy expended towards it is energy wasted. A darned shame, but such is Life, no..? That's Homer Simpson's philosophy is it not? If at first you don't succeed..........give up. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 In fairness to The 'Oo and all these lyrics being quoted in order to rip the p!ss out of old Rog - he didn't write any of them. Didn't even sing Boris The Spider. He was always The Thick One. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Browning Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Bassassin said: In fairness to The 'Oo and all these lyrics being quoted in order to rip the p!ss out of old Rog - he didn't write any of them. Didn't even sing Boris The Spider. He was always The Thick One. ... but not to his bank manager!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozkerr Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Maude said: Gagging trying to force it down as you weren't allowed out to play until you'd drunk it all. If you were the last one you'd have to try and gag your way through it while the teacher stared, increasingly angrily at you. Physical, mental and emotional torment, all wrapped up in miniature milk bottle shaped package. Yep, best days of your life. 🙄 Aye. I hated the stuff. I was actually very grateful to Spoiler Margaret Thatcher for ditching it. I know, I'm a bad person 😧 But I was very young, m'lud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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