Best underwear for tone?

[nige1968]

Gotta be a thong. Helps with getting into the groove.

Edited March 23, 2021 by nige1968

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

I'm not sure how this underwear interfaces with the guitar, but if the claims are true it could be embarassing if activated mid-solo

 

[LeftyJ]

None. My bass is an extension of my manhood, wouldn't want to cover that up. 

When I really need to, I favour the googly-eyed goodness of these:

[Stub Mandrel]

For banjo players:

[Bolo]

21 hours ago, mep said:

So, what's best for metal?

Chastity belt

[Nicko]

A pair of jockey trunks, keeps everything tight and the dots in the right place.  Avoid anything with a skunk stripe.

[Nail Soup]

A committed Precision guy would need something which will support their P-ness.

[ubit]

When playing I like a loose pair so that I have room for the banana.

[LeftyJ]

2 hours ago, ubit said:

When playing I like a loose pair so that I have room for the banana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LO4i1Gsf84 

Edited March 24, 2021 by LeftyJ