And the prize for 'most sinister guitar' goes to...

[binky_bass]

This guy!!!

This will haunt my dreams forever...

 

[Jus Lukin]

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[Doctor J]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets three chords again.

[ped]

Nice idea but I prefer a vintage model

[Cat Burrito]

The only time you need a valid DBS check for an audition!?!

[Grahambythesea]

Lock him up immediately in Broadmoor.

[leftybassman392]

Crikey!

Is that even legal?

[fleabag]

Yes it is, as long as the intonation is set correctly

[Bobthedog]

The G string is in the wrong place. 😀

[Dad3353]

Seems armless enough. 

[ahpook]

Who says rock music objectifies and commodifies women ?

Oh, hang on.....

 

[Bobthedog]

I guess neck dive is a non issue. 

[oldslapper]

😱

[Maude]

I can't quite tell, is he fingering Am? 

[Dad3353]

He read somewhere that 'modeling' guitars were where it's at. 

They're definitely dummy pick-ups, though. 

[StickyDBRmf]

'Ey, wot's a little 'armless fun, now?

[musicbassman]

Well....... it's certainly.......errr...........original.

And if it was on display in the Tate Modern, people would be queuing up to say just how very clever it was.

[Crusoe]

if ever a hard drive need checking...

[odysseus]

Would've been handy if you were auditioning for Gary Glitter's band....

[TheGreek]

Don't be surprised if you see "Peavey" misspelt on the headstock....(Pervey)

[LeftyJ]

Hey, it's the guitarist of that band "Free candy". Pretty sure this is their van:

[MoonBassAlpha]

It could have been worse, but not much!