Pretty Sure This Ain't No Bass

[WHUFC BASS]

Cue the puns .... !!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bass-guitar/224392555738?hash=item343ed6acda:g:3wsAAOSwP6FgVOFQ

[prowla]

It's looking a bit ruff!

[AndyTravis]

Plays like a dog

[prowla]

Has it got tail-lift?

[yorks5stringer]

Is it a lead?

[Doctor J]

Fuh kennel. A paw man's Setter Precision

[Paul S]

Got a built in woofer.

[edstraker123]

I'm dying to see what pups it has .

Is it a flea bass or possibly a Rickenbarker ?

[alyctes]

19 minutes ago, edstraker123 said:

I'm dying to see what pups it has .

Is it a flea bass or possibly a Rickenbarker ?

The pups will certainly have bite.

[tauzero]

That's barking mad.

[WHUFC BASS]

The plot thickens....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bass-Guitar/224410865051?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180213162448%26meid%3D1f8bdc30a1fd40298c2824305cda1136%26pid%3D100930%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D224392555738%26itm%3D224410865051%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic%26brand%3DFender&_trksid=p2332490.c100930.m5375

[ezbass]

I was going to say it was possibly a Bassett but it’s now clear that it’s a Lakeland.

[Dan Dare]

Could be a Pearl River instrument (they do exist).

[Paul S]

What the canal is it?

[tauzero]

Far canal.

[prowla]

Were there any bass in the canal?

[TheGreek]

What? No pedants commenting on the double negative in the title???

As for the photo....growls like you wish your bass did...

[fleabag]

That was the extremely rare  Labra bass by Doc Martin custom builds