The heretic thread approved by Roger Sadowsky or For those who pretend tone doesn't come from wood...

[leschirons]

As a natural progression from the original thread,  what's your preference of wood for lolly sticks? Poplar seems to have a nice sturdy yet flexible quality whilst teasing the consumer with a feint earthy background taste. 

But, the dependable  Baltic birch gets my vote. A totally different density leaves one with a confidence that your stick won't result in your Magnum hitting the deck.  

Of course, many still revere the legendary 64 Mivvi stick ( the go to lolly of choice for legends such as Anthony Newley and Screaming Lord Sutch )  To find one in original condition....one can only dream.

[AndyTravis]

13 minutes ago, drTStingray said:

First @ped mentioned cake, but what do you guys think you're doing mentioning Jam Roly Poly

Thankfully at least he's one person who's hearing is capable of hearing the difference between different types of wood - however I started a thread on this once before - does the type of rug ,,in use,, (on the floor) make a difference and which is best for (,,rock,,) 😀👍

He doesn’t like Roasted Pawulina.

[leschirons]

1 hour ago, Ricky Rioli said:

Connaissez-vous la blanche tombe, où flotte avec un son plaintif l'ombre d'un if? Sur l'if une pâle colombe, triste et seule au soleil couchant, chante son chant.

Mon père est un éboueur, il porte un chapeau d'éboueur.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Ricky Rioli said:

Connaissez-vous la blanche tombe, où flotte avec un son plaintif l'ombre d'un if? Sur l'if une pâle colombe, triste et seule au soleil couchant, chante son chant.

Si l'if est remplacé par du bois de balsa rôti, alors la chanson chantée par la colombe prend un ton creusé et semble moins triste.

[leschirons]

27 minutes ago, Ricky Rioli said:

Si l'if est remplacé par du bois de balsa rôti, alors la chanson chantée par la colombe prend un ton creusé et semble moins triste.

Seulement jusqu'à ce que la colombe soit abattue par les chasseurs😆

[Dad3353]

9 minutes ago, leschirons said:

Seulement jusqu'à ce que la colombe soit abattue par les chasseurs😆

... and they all group together to smoke a Dove Tail Joint. 

[drTStingray]

59 minutes ago, leschirons said:

Mon père est un éboueur, il porte un chapeau d'éboueur.

I wasn't expecting the 'My old man's a dustman' gag!! 😂

[leschirons]

23 minutes ago, drTStingray said:

I wasn't expecting the 'My old man's a dustman' gag!! 😂

Always expect......the unexpected.😆

[Killed_by_Death]

2 hours ago, leschirons said:

 

all the taste was in the wood:

 

[EBS_freak]

8 hours ago, Killed_by_Death said:

all the taste was in the wood:

 

I've now got an urge for chip shop chips... with wooden fork.

Hmm, I wonder if there's anywhere local that does battered chips...

[Doctor J]

This thread is taking longer to perish than the most ostentatious Hollywood death.

[Bobthedog]

1 minute ago, Doctor J said:

This thread is taking longer to perish than the most ostentatious Hollywood death.

I have seen opera heroins go quicker 😀

[EBS_freak]

What wood would be best for thread coffins? 

Edited April 20, 2021 by EBS_freak

[Hellzero]

Fir for the common threads and spruce for the off topic threads. So the debate will still be opened about the category.

[Dad3353]

The topic needs to kick the (wooden...) bucket..? 

... or for 'metal' fans ...

[Hellzero]

And douglas, of course ! 🤣

[itu]

There seems to be some evil force that tries to turn this fruitful discussion from tonewoods to tastewoods. But hey, I feel wood!

[ezbass]

44 minutes ago, itu said:

There seems to be some evil force that tries to turn this fruitful discussion from tonewoods to tastewoods. But hey, I feel wood!

 Stop it! You’ll go blind.

[ubit]

4 minutes ago, ezbass said:

 Stop it! You’ll go blind.

Fnar fnar!

[Stub Mandrel]

Do horny-handed sons of toil get a sharper attack than the soft-fingered effete?

[Hellzero]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?

Edited April 20, 2021 by Hellzero
Fixed again

[Dad3353]

23 minutes ago, Hellzero said:

Which wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would ?

Fixed. 

[Downunderwonder]

...As much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Dad3353]

4 minutes ago, Downunderwonder said:

...As much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer the question..! 

...

 

[stereoplayer]

I still like bass.