Jean-Luc Pickguard Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 I have created a new product from all-natural ingredients which is far better than lemon oil, mineral oil or snake oil as it comes in a solid form so it can't spill and is easy to apply simply by rubbing the it along your bass neck. it comes in a handy bar form and can be used to condition your fingerboard, lubricate your strings and also act as a convenient energy boosting mid-gig snack. If anyone would like a sample of Lemon Lard, let me know and I will send a representative around to demonstrate it on your favourite bass*. *subject to various unspecified terms and conditions 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martthebass Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said: I have created a new product from all-natural ingredients which is far better than lemon oil, mineral oil or snake oil as it comes in a solid form so it can't spill and is easy to apply simply by rubbing the it along your bass neck. it comes in a handy bar form and can be used to condition your fingerboard, lubricate your strings and also act as a convenient energy boosting mid-gig snack. If anyone would like a sample of Lemon Lard, let me know and I will send a representative around to demonstrate it on your favourite bass*. *subject to various unspecified terms and conditions Sorry....might have to remove this post as it may be seen as a Supplier scaring the masses into buying a product that they do not need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Luc Pickguard Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 32 minutes ago, martthebass said: Sorry....might have to remove this post as it may be seen as a Supplier scaring the masses into buying a product that they do not need. Lemon Lard is a revolutionary product and is definitely needed by all players. It will revolutionise mid-gig snacking and fingerboard/string care. If Jaco had it he wouldn't have needed fried chicken. I can guarantee that if you use it you will be playing like Jaco in no time.* *actual results may vary 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martthebass Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said: Lemon Lard is a revolutionary product and is definitely needed by all players. It will revolutionise mid-gig snacking and fingerboard/string care. If Jaco had it he wouldn't have needed fried chicken. I can guarantee that if you use it you will be playing like Jaco in no time.* *actual results may vary Ok you win, put me down for 3 bars 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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