ezbass Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 minute ago, SteveXFR said: To prevent ticks going in his pits? Ah, good thinking. I must remember to spread it on my legs the next time I go out walking, they’re a bloody nuisance (pun intended). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 12 hours ago, Jus Lukin said: It's kind of P-ish, although looking at the lower horn disappearing as it does, it appears he is playing it passed between his legs, Richie Blackmore style. That’s probably what it smells like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 49 minutes ago, WAYNESWORLD said: Pachouli oil was very popular with musicians when I was growing up I seem to recall. Never quite understood it’s appeal myself. Then again the Brut I was wearing covered up the smell of anything else around me for a hundred yards.!, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stub Mandrel Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 We used to put patchouli on our afghans. I have no idea why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stub Mandrel said: We used to put patchouli on our afghans. I have no idea why. Is that a euphemism? If so, I have no idea why either. 😲 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stub Mandrel said: We used to put patchouli on our afghans. I have no idea why. The RSPCA will have you for that !.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicko Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 18 minutes ago, Stub Mandrel said: We used to put patchouli on our afghans. I have no idea why. Because Afghans tend to stink quite a lot and the smell of patchoulli was marginally preferable to the smell of dead sheep or goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mybass Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 I bought an Afghan coat in Morocco …. Yes, had to wear patchouli oil with it, I’m a bassist with Afghan and it stank … back in the U.K. I gave it to my drummer mate before he returned to NZ. Can’t imagine what NZcustoms ever said to him 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfalex v1.1 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 5 hours ago, ezbass said: Why are you spreading Marmite on your pits? Not spreading. In fact, someone else doused me in it due to my love of Marmite. I was impressed by neither the action itself nor the product.. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lfalex v1.1 said: Not spreading. In fact, someone else doused me in it due to my love of Marmite. I was impressed by neither the action itself nor the product.. WTAF? THIS IS A THING? The World has officially gone mad. There’s plainly too much charlie in the Unilever development department. Edited July 17, 2021 by ezbass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stub Mandrel Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Nicko said: Because Afghans tend to stink quite a lot and the smell of patchoulli was marginally preferable to the smell of dead sheep or goat. As I recall it was a case of goat AND patchouli, not goat OR patchouli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stub Mandrel said: As I recall it was a case of goat AND patchouli, not goat OR patchouli. You'll struggle to lose the scent of goat, ever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnPatroller Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 7 hours ago, ezbass said: WTAF? THIS IS A THING? The World has officially gone mad. There’s plainly too much charlie in the Unilever development department. You think that's bad? What about this blasphemy ... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 hours ago, MHMSWC#03 said: You think that's bad? What about this blasphemy ... I kind of get that, at least they’re both foodstuffs. It also harks back to peanut butter and Bovril that was a common DIY mix in my youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 16 hours ago, ezbass said: WTAF? THIS IS A THING? The World has officially gone mad. There’s plainly too much charlie in the Unilever development department. Charlie must be the censored version of something chooice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 hours ago, MHMSWC#03 said: You think that's bad? What about this blasphemy ... That looks like it's a jar of peanut butter branded Marmite. Whatever sells I suppose. Next there will be Marmite Honey and Marmite Raspberry Jam next to the Marmite Marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Downunderwonder said: Charlie must be the censored version of something chooice. Nose candy, blow, snow, coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicko Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) This is also foodstuff but even as a marmite lover its not only odd it's horrible Edited July 18, 2021 by Nicko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, ezbass said: Nose candy, blow, snow, coke. Gotcha. So they are rank amateurs. The real pro marketeers would be horsing around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 38 minutes ago, Downunderwonder said: Gotcha. So they are rank amateurs. The real pro marketeers would be horsing around. Wouldn’t that just leave them nodding off in the corner. That weird product sounds like it’s come from some wide eyed person shouting, “I’ve got a great idea!” Perhaps it was just one person and the rest were just zonked out, going, “Yeah… great idea… let’s do that… zzz.” Whatever happened, it wasn’t the product of sane minds. Probably, a product designed by focus group and committee, rather like most TV programs, “Some folk like Lynx Africa, some folk like Marmite. Therefore, folk will like the combo, makes sense, right? We’re gonna be rich!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnPatroller Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Downunderwonder said: That looks like it's a jar of peanut butter branded Marmite. Whatever sells I suppose. Next there will be Marmite Honey and Marmite Raspberry Jam next to the Marmite Marmite. I admit my heart skipped a beat initially. I adore Marmite and I love peanut butter. I thought it was a brilliant idea until I tasted it and then quickly realised it was the worst idea ever! 😂 Marmite doesn't mix with ANYTHING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 minute ago, MHMSWC#03 said: I admit my heart skipped a beat initially. I adore Marmite and I love peanut butter. I thought it was a brilliant idea until I tasted it and then quickly realised it was the worst idea ever! 😂 Marmite doesn't mix with ANYTHING. So it's a layer of Marmite in a jar of peanut butter on sale, or you misunderstood and tried out a mix yourself in the interests of science? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnPatroller Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Nicko said: This is also foodstuff but even as a marmite lover its not only odd it's horrible Is that Marmite chocolate? Grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnPatroller Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Just now, Downunderwonder said: So it's a layer of Marmite in a jar of peanut butter on sale, or you misunderstood and tried out a mix yourself in the interests of science? I saw it in the supermarket and thought Wow! It appears to be a 50:50 blend but there was a large residue of oil on the top. Kind of like the two don't have similar compositions to mix properly. And it just tasted foul 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulThePlug Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) Kolin and Morphine...Codine Linctus... Guiness and Cider... those were the days i can hardly remember... Edited July 18, 2021 by PaulThePlug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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