Now there's something I'd like to see work

[TheGreek]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224532734064?hash=item344731a070:g:p-4AAOSwmpdg7UAx

[yorks5stringer]

Stray Cats cover band perhaps?

[tauzero]

Condition: Opened - Never used

Hmmmmm.

[Jus Lukin]

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Edited March 15, 2022 by Jus Lukin

[troubadour]

5 hours ago, Jus Lukin said:

In my experience, cats don't melt so much as burst into flame- it's due to the highly combustible nature of the keratin which makes up their coats.

However, if a cat could be melted, it could then be spread on toast, so I do hope that this device performs as promised.

Happen it was the RSPCA rather than the PC Brigade that swung into action to ban it then!

[Jus Lukin]

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Edited March 15, 2022 by Jus Lukin

[Welshbassist]

That item description like playing The Sun bingo: 'Even the walk on girls at the darts are banned now' 😆