BillyBass Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 9 hours ago, lemmywinks said: Almost forgot Gus basses. Not sure if those are chrome dildos or those hand rails that pensioners use to get in and out of the bath. Either way an odd choice to stick on a bass. Impressive horns those. I bet they'll even make a Warwick bass feel inadequate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmywinks Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 20 minutes ago, BillyBass said: Impressive horns those. I bet they'll even make a Warwick bass feel inadequate. They aren't horns, they're marital aids! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, lemmywinks said: They aren't horns, they're marital aids! I see them as chrome balloons, like the ones you make balloon animals out of. Edited September 17, 2021 by binky_bass 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedX Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 10 hours ago, lemmywinks said: Almost forgot Gus basses. Not sure if those are chrome dildos or those hand rails that pensioners use to get in and out of the bath. Either way an odd choice to stick on a bass. Like a lot of instruments they make a lot more sense when they are actually being played rather than being viewed in isolation... That me BTW for those of you who are relatively new to Basschat... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stub Mandrel Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 2 hours ago, BigRedX said: Like a lot of instruments they make a lot more sense when they are actually being played rather than being viewed in isolation... Same is true of most Fenders. Doesn't stop the explosion in a chrome dildo factory winning the fugly stick prize several times over... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stub Mandrel said: Same is true of most Fenders. Doesn't stop the explosion in a chrome dildo factory winning the fugly stick prize several times over... Just waiting for someone to post a picture of an actual chrome dildo... we all know they exist under the rule of 'If you can think it, the Internet can supply it'. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveXFR Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 On 13/09/2021 at 21:05, TheGreek said: The new headless Ibanez seems to be selling very well at the moment but can't for the life of me see why. None of the lines flow. I really like that. I think it looks great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveXFR Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 This has to be one of the ugliest and it sounds pretty nasty as well. It's Jerry Only of Misfits bass. He makes them himself but there was a company making and selling them for a short time, I can't remember who. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stub Mandrel Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Ok, it's a guitar but... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stub Mandrel said: Ok, it's a guitar but... is it? 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellzero Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 hour ago, binky_bass said: Just waiting for someone to post a picture of an actual chrome dildo... we all know they exist under the rule of 'If you can think it, the Internet can supply it'. Even better... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Is this your bedtime reading material? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itu Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 14 hours ago, Bobo_08 said: Looks like the same guy that made Princes basses and guitars. Jerry Auerswald (DE) is the maker of selected Prince's instruments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 minute ago, itu said: Jerry Auerswald (DE) is the maker of selected Prince's instruments. Gus Guitars did build a guitar for Prince as it goes... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellzero Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 11 minutes ago, binky_bass said: Is this your bedtime reading material? I found it next to your toilet, or was it in the Bongo case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Hellzero said: I found it next to your toilet, or was it in the Bongo case... I've asked you before to stop hiding in my bathroom... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velarian Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 15 hours ago, lemmywinks said: Almost forgot Gus basses. Not sure if those are chrome dildos or those hand rails that pensioners use to get in and out of the bath. Either way an odd choice to stick on a bass. That sort of reminds me of a “Tokai is coming” ad from the early eighties, if anyone remembers that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verb Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Hellzero said: Even better... There is a movie called Edward Penis Hands, yes it is as bad as you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassybert Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 (edited) On 15/09/2021 at 13:32, NancyJohnson said: Hart Guitars & Bass. Everything. You can close the thread now. Ha ha, what the actual F*@k is that 😂 Looks like the buyer has simply clicked yes to every option available on the Warmoth website and screwed it together! Edited September 17, 2021 by Bassybert 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfoundfreedom Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Bassybert said: Ha ha, what the actual F*@k is that 😂 Looks like the buyer has simply clicked yes to every option available on the Warmoth website and screwed it together! There's quite a few of these style basses knocking around. They're a combination of fretless and fretted. Because.......... Why take two bottles into the shower. I believe they're switchable between the fretless only section, the fretted only section, or both section at once. They actually make a lot of sense if you play a set with a lot of swapping around between fretted and fretless, but they do look utterly ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveXFR Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Ugly bass or ugly bassist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveXFR Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Just now, Newfoundfreedom said: There's quite a few of these style basses knocking around. They're a combination of fretless and fretted. Because.......... Why take two bottles into the shower. I believe they're switchable between the fretless only section, the fretted only section, or both section at once. They actually make a lot of sense if you play a set with a lot of swapping around between fretted and fretless, but they do look utterly ridiculous! I've seen an Ibanez like that in a shop. It was a 7 string with the lower 3 being fretless. After doing a bit of googling I came to the conclusion that church bassists love them but everyone else thinks they're stupid 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbo Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 (edited) 16 hours ago, lemmywinks said: Almost forgot Gus basses. Not sure if those are chrome dildos or those hand rails that pensioners use to get in and out of the bath. Either way an odd choice to stick on a bass. Things I like about this: The nifty fretboard markers The pickups The bridge Things I don't like about this: The body. It puts me in mind of a prop used in a pornographic, same sex cyborg movie, set in outer space. Artwork on the body: I have no doubt that it looks great close up, but from 5 or 6 metres away, it'll just turn into a grey blur. I bet they play beautifully and sound even better, but aesthetically... not for me, thank you. Edited September 17, 2021 by rushbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfoundfreedom Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 (edited) 49 minutes ago, SteveXFR said: Ugly bass or ugly bassist? It's not an "or" situation. 😆. Edited September 17, 2021 by Newfoundfreedom 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfoundfreedom Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, rushbo said: Things I like about this: The nifty fretboard markers The pickups The bridge Things I don't like about this: The body. It puts me in mind of a prop used in a pornographic, same sex cyborg movie, set in outer space. Artwork on the body: I have no doubt that it looks great close up, but from 5 or 6 metres away, it'll just turn into a grey blur. I bet they play beautifully and sound even better, but aesthetically... no. I think that's a work of art. Absolutely stunning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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